• hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    5 days ago

    Captain’s log, stardate 4200.69

    51 new kinds of microbes have been discovered living in my seat because every time I flush it, the pleather or whatever the hell that cover is, is filled with piss and shit particles.