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IT people hate computers.
Correction: IT people hate printers.
As a non-IT person, fuck HP in particular.
PC load letter? What the fuck does that mean?
Correction: printers hate people.
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FUCK PRINTERS
*ZIP*
IT people hate other people using a computer
I once had to watch a co-worker scroll to the bottom of a list using the little arrow buttons on the end of the scrollbar. Clicking, not holding.
That’s what my hell would be like. Doing IT support without being able to wrench the mouse out of their hands.
I hate my computer as well. That’s why I have to modify it to something completely different before I am able to use it for basic text editing.
I AM TALKING TO YOU EMACS PUT YOUR BACKUPS SOMEWHERE ELSE BY DEFAULT ALREADY I USE GIT
I’m an IT person and I like computers, as long as they’ve never been turned on and they stay that way.
Many IT people love computers. They hate computers that other people use.
CS people hate the printer
CSIT but yeah. I work in a company with people with masters in CS from Ivy League schools and they don’t understand the first thing about how hardware or their OS works. Common misconceptionWell that is accurate…
Photo editors hate:
RED DWAAAAAAAAAAAAARF!!!
Best live action show ever.
Some of this is absurd, but I feel like a lot of it is tongue-in-cheek stuff or just “let’s see how far we can push things into ridiculousness before your grandma notices that something’s off”.
Firemen hate pedophiles
Teachers hate pedophiles
Doctors hate pedophiles
Lawyers hate pedophiles
Liberals hate pedophiles
Conservatives hate pedophiles
Independents hate pedophiles
Where’s the fucking list Donny? Give us the list you fat orange fuck. We know you’re on it, and so do you. How did you think this was going to pan-out, dumbass?
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It’s in that performative superiority-complex way, like Lindsey Graham hating gays
We can put “most” in front of all of these categories. Acting like there are no liberal or independent ones is the equivalent of enabling them. Put them all in prison no matter what political affiliation.
Conservatives hate pedophiles
Unless it’s their own, then “he’s saving a young girl from extreme poverty”/“she’s teaching a lucky boy a special lesson”/“was a human after all, no one is perfect”.
Shitlibs that pretend Bill Clinton and Joe Biden aren’t pedos give me a fucking headache. Also Bill Gates and Alan Dershowitz.
I haven’t seen anything related to Biden, but I haven’t heard a single person, on any side if any aisle, defending Clinton. It’s always just seemed like a failed “gotcha” attempt on the right, because most everyone to the left of “I’ll vote for anything with an R next to their name” would have no issue throwing offenders from their own side in jail along with the others.
Conservatives hate pedophiles
Do they?
Yeah, because they are hebephiles and the pedoes defile the kid before they can.
Looks like you got downvoted by 9 pedophiles
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From what we’re seeing in the US, pedophiles hate pedophiles… at least publicity.
Like bitjunkie said:
It’s in that performative superiority-complex way, like Lindsey Graham hating gays
And anyone in a field related to studying living creatures in nature hate pesticides/herbicides. Because pesticides harm everything that eats the thing that eats the thing that eats the thing that eats the pesticide.
Same thing with lead shot accumulating in large birds.
Wait, so the lead shots imbed in the animals that eat the lead shot large birds? And again for the animals that eat the animals that eat the lead shot large birds?
If an animal gets shot with lead, survives and runs away, there is now a wounded animal or an animal carcass containing lead somewhere in the wild.
If it is wounded or freshly dead a carnivore will eat it and accumulate lead. That may be large carnivore or a smaller carnivore that later gets eaten by a bigger one. Birds tend to have stronger stomach acid that most mammals, allowing them to dissolve the lead better.
Vultures having it the worst as they will eat any carcass and have the strongest acid.Is that… me?
Ornithologists hate cats.
Cats or people who allow their cats to be outdoors?
Yeah, I reread my comment and it can be interpreted either way, but it is definitely the second one.
There are also cats that wouldn’t even catch a cold, but the issue is mostly with either stray cats or those that are allowed out.
Me too
sysadmins hate end users because end users suck.
This brought to mind a collection of asshole admin stories from the early internet. With a bit of googling, it was The Bastard Operator From Hell. God, I haven’t thought of those since the 90s. I can’t believe I could even recall something like that.
Anyway, fuck users.
They are still ongoing!
That thing spawned so many fucking great memes before they were even widely called that
I just referred to the BOFH in class last week.
… Nobody caught the reference but it made me happy.
Hear hear
Psychoanalysts hate those blotchy black & white images of my mother’s pussy giving birth to my father who is wielding a knife with my name written along the hilt. “Stop bringing these fucking drawings in here!” she yells. God forbid a man have hobbies.
😶
This was just calculatingly unhinged
You’re fascinating.
Going through your profile, I just had to upvote your comments.
EMS hate motorcycles and decorative throw rugs.
and those huge mirrors thar you just leaning against the wall
Do the floor rugs trip people?
And post-shit stand ups.
Potty humour?
Aneurisms
Software devs hate users
Software devs also hate UX/UI Designers.
And Product Owners.
And Scrum Masters.
And Software Architects.
And Security/Compliance Managers.
And QA Testers.
And worst of all… Software devs.Damned software devs, they ruined software!
Software devs sure are a contentious bunch
You’ve just made an enemy for life!
Software devs also hate UX/UI Designers.
I would never be able to explain coherently the difference between UX and UI people. I’ve only worked for one company that even had a UX guy on staff. He was paid an insane amount of money (close to half a mil per year) and as far as I could tell did absolutely nothing except insist that certain procedures be followed rigorously. He never designed anything at all himself.
He was the only coworker I’ve ever had who ended up refusing to speak to me or even acknowledging my existence. This came about because I wrote a TV Guide-type app for Blackberry which our client loved and insisted on having added to their corporate app. The UX guy insisted that no app could be produced unless it was preceded by a formal design document, so he was forced into the situation of having to produce a design document for an app that had already been written, which completely broke his brain. Or rather, he was forced into ordering someone else to do this, since as I mentioned he never actually did anything himself.
He eventually left because he got a job offer for way more money lol. I guess I shouldn’t make fun of somebody who had the system figured out far better than me.
I thiiiink the thing with UX is that they consider overall usability and click paths, while UI is more down in the reeds and looks at more specific things like alignment, design language and color choices. The line between seems pretty blurry though, and how it works in practice probably differs widely between companies.
A good UX/UI team can make or break a project. As a Frontend-focused software dev, that kinda hurts admitting. It’s just always very frustrating to deal with them, because designers are specialized in design. So they neither know about technical limitations that make trivial seeming things hard (like conditionally changing a buttons color based on server state) but they also don’t know about technical “freebies” that the libraries we use give us (like just telling a component that they can overflow and render things wherever you want in ways that Figma would never allow you to design). So talking to them is hard, which leads to a spiral of never talking to them, fucking up the UX, and then dodging them while they try to get the UX fixed. That just sucks for everyone involved.
Hating the Design Team is apparently such a universal experience that Josh W Comeau has a great article on it. Really worth the 15min read, if you want to improve your relationship with the design team!
like just telling a component that they can overflow and render things wherever you want in ways that Figma would never allow you to design
This is probably the one reason I hate designers the most. My personal biggest gripe about mobile apps (and desktop apps for that matter) is when there is plenty of screen space available to show a long piece of text (like the name of a song or movie, for example) but the allocated display area is small and the text is just truncated with ellipses. I had the experience more than once of being handed a design like this and simply modifying it to flow and allow full display of the text although this made the height of the element variable (usually not even requiring any special code or library, just HTML which handles this automatically). The designers always objected to this modification and insisted that it be removed, and the managers always backed them up on the grounds that my modification would take too long to implement - even though it had already been implemented (trivially) and would take even more time to remove.
That is to say, the designers always objected when I was foolish enough to mention that I’d done it. I did eventually learn that lesson.
And themselves from a month ago…
… when they said to themselves "This little piece of code is fine, I don’t need to change it now. I’ll just refactor it later. "
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Sysadmins hate computers.
Sysadmins hate node_modules/
And technology. That’s why they all fantasize about living on farms
Some of us are real go-getters and realize we can bring the farm to us long before we retire! I am currently typing this on my Linux couch computer wearing lightweight clothes with literal dirt smeared on them, on a dinner break before I return to the back yard and continue today’s construction project. Sometimes being a “farmer” also means becoming a carpenter!
Granted, it works much better for the suburban homeowner than anybody living in a city and/or an apartment.
And when I refer to myself as a “farmer,” all my animals are family pets cared for as a hobby. There is 0% business plan. Well, probably negative %. When we have too many animals (usually too many fish in the pond) we give them away for free!
Count another one for the sysadmin building a homestead in the forest while also building platforms for evil corpos from home.
I also have no intent of ever turning my farm into any kind of income. But it is definitely worth all of the extra work to spend any breaks sitting outside surrounded by animals, trees, water and sky.
That does sound nice, but in writing this from my work from home location right near to the beach. But my second choice would be someplace with a lot of woods and some good star gazing.
Death Star structural engineers hate the waste management guys
Ents also hate Orcs
Who downvoted you? Saruman himself?
It legit took me longer than it should have to realize it wasn’t talking about the tree people.
Glass manufacturers hate bubbles.
A lot.
So do economists!
ENTs hate Q-tips?!
That doesn’t make sense to me. But, then again, you are very small.
People sticking Q-tips in their (E)ars and to a lesser extent, (N)oses and (T)hroats.
You’re absolutely correct, but op is making a joke about Ents from LotR. A cheeky little pun, if you will.
HROOOM
Structural engineers: fire, water, air and earth. They are like the Anti-Avatar
