what’s a hava do?

He was 3 days from retirement, and not a single damn thank you card

One short story explains the other

Is it not the 5 course dinner kicking in?

Me: “I must go now, my planet needs me.”

Them: “Don’t you live on Earth?”

Me: (already outside)

The lyrics of the rest of the song aren’t that great

 Strapped in the chair of the city's gas chamber
     Why I'm here, I can't quite remember
The Surgeon General says it's hazardous to breathe
           I'd have another cigarette
But I can't see, tell me who you're gonna believe

        Take me down to the Paradise City
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty

So either the chorus is pure sarcasm, or his day to day to life is so unbearable that he genuinely wishes to go back to a time/place where the grass is green, and a time when he was still attracted to women

Yeah, I might. Are you afraid of seeing grown men cry? Prick. I’m gonna enjoy slicing you next to garlic and frying the bejesus out of you

Took me a while to realise the witch didn’t have a goatee

I have a high school friend who owns a paper mill. He was a rich kid who never did the work, and always took credit for others work.

He has an h-index of 90 and 200,000 citations. He is not a professor.

Amazing that Karl Marx’s long-lost hollywood brother said this

A delicacy in some parts, no doubt

Limp Biscuit means something else where I’m from

Didn’t all dinosaurs die for our sins?

I dont get it, all I’m seeing here is an index page of hardcore porn. Quite a few familiar ones here too

In my fortress there is problem, and that problem is transport. It take very long to mine, because the mine is big.

Just sell them your wooden furniture and, if they get offended, release the animal traps

It’s an old expression from Dwarf Fortress :-)

(though I have not played in years)

amen

It is my biggest wish to one day contribute to the linux kernel. What a crowning achievement of humanity that has been

Sometimes a Fey mood takes me and a fun idea grabs hold of me so hard that I program day and night for days until I run out of steam and wonder what made the idea so great.

Usually though, my programming consists of patching things broken by a library update. Whoops there goes my desktop. Whoops there goes my dashboard. An hour here, an hour there.

I’ve gotten into microcontrollers and zigbee devices these days, and this is turning into a gentle interest I can tinker with