Where… The fuck… Is the fusilli?!
Not even “pasta”? Tsk tsk.
Pasta, yes. Spaghetti, no.
Thinking any pasta besides spaghetti is spaghetti requires some major mental gymnastics
Bucatini and linguine are pretty similar tbf
Yeah, empty spaghetti, flat spaghetti… you could also add the thick spaghetti : spaghettoni.
This plus all the different Italian names for coffee which, as far as I can tell, are mostly just describing the amount of dairy added.
Just having bought an espresso machine and reading the coffee types listed…
Holy shit this is true, it’s like eight types that only vary but dairy or even just the amount of “micro foam” on top.
Norwegian here:
- Long thin stick - Spaghetti
- Straight tube - Penne
- Curved tube - Macaroni
- Bow tie - Farfarelle
- Made of potato - Gnocchi
- Sheet - Lasagna
- Everything else - Pasta
Good trolling! I’m not even Italian and even I find this infuriating.
Like, call it pasta if you don’t know the name is. Even my wife knows that spaghetti is a specific type of pasta and not the general name.
And she might forget the specific names of the Italian kind but you can be sure she is a stickler for specifics when it comes to the Chinese noodles!Gnocchis isn’t pastas it’s potatos
Its even older than pasta here in europe
And pierogies?
My wife calls them “noods”(nudes). “Can you grab the pool noods? We’re having sketti tonight.”
Growing up, my dad would always pronounce it “pasketti”, and he’d elaborate by saying “I can’t pronounce spaghetti, so I have to say pasketti”
I at least split it into categories like Spaghetti and Macaroni.
Which category do you place bucatini in?
Spaghetti. Once cooked and with sauce and protein most people might not even notice the difference.
Oh I definitely notice. When I try to suck up the buccatini like it’s spaghetti it’ll make some disguting mouth noises and I’m left with full lungs and half a mouthful of pasta dangling out of my mouth.
And what’s a Farfalle? Or is this a cheeky sex joke?
You can put it into the macaroni category or call it Bowtie. If you wanted to give me a harder one then Lasagna would have been a good choice.
That’s actually simple. Lasagne is a plane spaghetti.
I might even motion to have Lasagna classified as either a loaf or a hot dish instead of including it as a pasta at all.
But that’s the Lasagne dish not the pasta you are describing?
It’s a race in Final Fantasy XIV.
both sides of the original meme are wrong, cmvi didn’t touch it.
someBODY
Spagoots
Pauli Walnuts referring to spaghetti and marinara as macaroni and gravy
See, I would call all those macaroni, that’s the coverall for tube-shaped fork-sized pasta. Spaghetti are the long rounds. Linguine flats. And then all the big guys get their own names, manicotti, ravioli, and just stuffed shells, they probably got a band that ends in a vowel but it didn’t make its way down to me from Grandma.
Dried flour
