Absolutely. I would spend all year planning what I was going to do with my money and working out.
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There’s a family near me in the UK which rides a horse and trap round town. See them parked at the supermarket all the time.
If I take a poop while driving does that count?
6·5 days agoNo, you’re a cunt.
Cover the whole world in gravel!!! MWAHAHAHAHA
No matter how hard you study you will always get a C.
I think we’d need to go so far into the subatomic realm for an appropriate violin that even antman would struggle to find it.
Do have anything smaller?
This could be l due to sleep apnoea. I was tired all the time, taking daily naps and still utterly exhausted. Got a CPAP machine and I feel like a new man.
13·12 days agoPasta, yes. Spaghetti, no.
6·12 days agoThanks, but I would rather gnaw of my own feet
Tbh I’m not even sure what bubble tea is. Bubbles, yep. Tea, yep. Tea with bubbles? Have you put washing up liquid in it? Why is it bubbly?
Pre-made pizza bases will save you time, making your own is super cheap but I appreciate it takes time. I’ll usually make a big batch on a weekend and then just freeze balls of dough which I can use later.
Pizza sauce is so easy to make yourself - fry a clove of garlic in a teaspoon of oil, add a can a chopped tomatoes, a pinch of salt, a pinch of sugar, a pinch of oregano - let that simmer on the stove, stirring occasionally, for about 20 minutes or until all the water has boiled off and you have a thick puree then spread that on your chosen base and add some cheese. Voila! If you learn how to make your own dough then a homemade cheese pizza will cost pennies and taste better than anything you will get in the supermarket.
6·14 days agoNanana na nanana na nanana na nanana na nanana - Darude, probably
Check out Mr. Militant over here. You’re doing your part by moaning on Lemmy. Well done you. Be the change.
Surprisingly sweet
MIFL Mother In Fridge too Long
Last time I did ket I found myself lying on the front lawn of an LA suburban family home, in the rain, watching Mel Gibson choke out Gary Busey, but I definitely was not anymore intelligent from that encounter.