A to-fued
Nope, just two people with a bad tempeh.
You tell your boyfriend, if he says he’s got beef That I’m a vegetarian and I ain’t fucking scared of him
She wants to touch me whoa, she wants to love me whoa, she’ll never leave me whoa, whoa-oh-oh
(hello high school)
I don’t trust you
Beet. It even makes more sense as a play on words than ‘beef’ anyway, in the context of an argument.
I’m going to beet you up.
I can’t believe it’s not beef
A man with a sign that reads, “Is an argument between two vegans still called a beef?”
Argument is misspelled with an e between the u and m.
argue mint
It’s a “You won’t believe it’s not beef”
Queef ?
It’s called “beyond beef”.
you put “p” at the front like in pleather.
pbeef (peef)
Not if you squash it.
Probably a ‘grouse.’ That way the bird lives.
Veef
Can I add this?
Beyond burgers are fucking disgusting. I was starving after a kayaking trip and my vegan gf got me to try one at Burger King. Jesus fuck me it was… I do not have words. Revolting is all I got.
Huh really? I think they’re alright. Tho I prefer the brand Quorn
I’ve had a couple of Burger King’s ‘Impossible’ burgers. They’re not terrible. I’ve had actual beef burgers that were worse.
As a lifelong meat eater, anytime I’ve been in a situation where I abstain from meat for whatever reason, I avoid meat substitutes. They’re just not good. Black bean burger? Fantastic. Beyond burger? Satan’s taint. Stir fried veggies with fried tofu? Delicious. Qorn chicken stir fry? Beelzebub’s unwashed ass.
It’s so much better just to stop trying to imitate meat, and just focus on how frickin delicious veggies and stuff can be. They’re very good, all on their own!
The exception for me is the impossible burger. I legitimately like it better than a regular burger. It’s like if meat could be sourdough. I love it so much. But it truly is an exception.
Try soaked shredded wheat as a minced meat replacement in Chili con Carne. It’s seriously good.
Or falafel burgers with fried egg. That stuff is amazing if done right.
Minced meat is a tasteless canvas in most dishes and it’s often quite easy to replace with something else.
Tbh, McDonalds vegan burgers are the best patties they have. Not because they are great, but because at least they don’t taste like fried shoe sole like their beef burgers.
Seriously, their beef burgers are animal cruelty. No animal deserves to be turned into that garbage.
I quite like both Impossible and Beyond burgers. Honestly, better than a lot of the shitty fast food Styrofoam “meat” they try to pass off.
It’s a better bet than the “beef” at a cheap restaurant. The worst they can do is cook it badly.
“Yeah, you could say we have beef. Not on our plates, though”
