Envious men please remember vaginas do have an ending. Don’t trust hentai, your penis will NOT come out of our mouths
The cervix is just a door if you knock hard enough.
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Unrelated but this newspaper says:
Join our WhatsApp! Our community members are treated to special offers, promotions and adverts from us and our partners
There’s people that are actually saying “hell yes! Send me ads on WhatsApp, here’s my phone number!” ???
The world’s full of 'em, and many others, yep.
Ever since I’ve personally heard “I like some of these ads”, I’ve lost faith in the masses
there’s people falling in love with chatgpt, or taking medical advice or therapy from it. I’d take someone who gives away their number to receive ads kind of idiot every day of the week over that kind.
Broken arm you say?
Leave this behind at reddit, please.
[x] One broken arm
[ ] Second broken arm
[ ] Mom
…independently measured at [37cm], and a cast of it has been included in a museum in Iceland.
I have questions for Iceland; mostly about how to pronounce ð but we’ll get to that later
a museum in Iceland
a museum? when it comes to phalluses i believe it is the museum: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Icelandic_Phallological_Museum
Something tells me the author knew it didn’t need to be named. 😜
uh, a 14er. Climbers everywhere, rejoice.
Is that flacid or erect length?
Edit: its erect length. When flacid, it was 25cm long
The fucked up pronunciation in Icelandic comes from when you put to Ls together, e.g. Eyjafjallajökull. It makes an almost click sound. You can hear it on the wiki below.
Th
Like a T, but slide your tongue forward a little so it’s against your teeth
Ok that is the most ridiculous explanation I have ever heard. Do you have to see your feet to know where they are? And how do large busted or pregnant women manage then?
Oof it must suck to be hung that big though. No balls deep in anyone, ever, and careful sex only.
Do people even focus on their body parts that much on the day-to-day? It seems like something that you wouldn’t think about usually.
Wait, you have busted and/or pregnant women watching your feet?
“I slipped on it, causing me to fall out of the tub completely head first and crack my shoulder on the hard floor.I got two fractures as a result.”
You did NOT slip on your penis.
He didn’t, he said he slipped on shampoo that he couldn’t see since his penis was obscuring his vision.
That’s a lame excuse. I’m pretty sure my two legs are larger than his penis and I don’t consider my vision obscured by them.
Was he slapping himself in the face or why was it so obscuring his vision?
A better title would be “man so mesmerised by having a large dick, he can’t look away from it even when in slippery spaces”
OMG it’s real
The world is full of men that can’t see their own feet in the shower!
Wow poor guy is probably going to get a lot of sympathy cards. Must be awful.
I can all but guarantee most women run away at the sight of it.
And the ones that don’t, he’s running from.
my penis was the only thing in my eye line.
“I slipped on it, causing me to fall out of the tub completely head first
This makes it sound a bit like he slipped on his peen
Which I found humorous. Because penis.
Totally relatable. Swift recovery Matt. I’m also glad you found your best look at my enormous penis trousers for the news photoshoot.
Lol his face in that pic says it all
“signature look of superiority”
Medically verified by who? Seems like the only source of his claims is himself, kinda sus tbh. Might be a fake story.
But why would he lie about having a massive penis?
Speaking of gargantuan penises.
I swear to god in heaven that video is worth a minute of your time.
Fuck that guy. He’s a gargantuan dick.
My gf and her best friend and I were at a cafe in high school. Best friend’s bf was packing serious heat, and everyone knew it, kind of a school joke.
Gf: “OK. Seriously. How big is it?”
Her friend slaps a full can of AquaNet Extra Super Hold (in the pink can) on the table. (It was the 80s! Not like we had a banana for scale.)
“I… I’m not sure, not sure… I believe that… um…”
Gf: “How?!”
Best friend: “No idea, but it fits.”
Hol’up. When were bananas invented, then?
