That is certainly an option, yes

Just grab a label maker and turn the image into a meme

Well, it’d be great if they were kittens. These little shits just like to hork down food as fast as possible, puke, then ask for more.

Hold on, I’ve got a comic for this…

I’ve been thinking about getting a puppy

The cats keep puking, figure a puppy will probably eat it

I threw my back out putting on my clothes after a shower today

The gif is basically me for the last week

The fall of the Berlin Wall, the space shuttle Challenger disaster, the Chernobyl meltdown, and Iran Contra all are closer to the release date for Wake Me Up When September Ends that it is to today.

If you were 23 in 2004 you should get a colonoscopy scheduled

Passenger: So… is your name actually Christ? Is it short for Christopher or Christian or something?

Driver: I’ll be honest. I’m an Ecuadorian named Jesus. I just don’t want ICE to kidnap me

That sounds painful. And what about electric cars? There’s no exhaust to stick the benis in 🤔

I realized I ADHD rambled in my post. tl;dr: I totally agree

It for sure is a statistical average. Like one in four women in your life have been sexually assaulted (can’t remember the exact statistic, but whatever it is, it’s bad).

To your point about some people being more affected than others, you are absolutely correct. Adding to this, some people don’t realize how many on their own life, like friends and family, have been affected by automotive accidents. Traffic injuries and deaths are so so normalized. Just anecdotally, the more I think about it, the more I remember people who have been injured, myself included. I just thought of a family friend, right now, while typing this, that was killed in a drunk driver hit and run, while she was jogging on a paved bike path in a park. My cousin and his wife were killed on a motorcycle when a truck pulled out in front of them illegally. Another cousin’s best friend died in a car accident in high school.

But when I first read the statistic my first thought was “I don’t think I know anyone who has died that way.” Stunning. I have a relatively high level of empathy and it took a fair amount of introspection to remember those who died. Partly because they weren’t immediate family or friends, but rather, once removed. No wonder, as you say, those callous, self-interested bastards don’t allow statistics like the OP to move them toward change.

Hey, stop making my comment before I read the post!

j/k, but I seriously thought the words “Of course he is” and then thought of the narcissist’s prayer when I read the post title

Alcohol wipes on my ass!?

That’s gonna burn the shit out of my hemorrhoids, no thank you!

How else am I going to clean the phone after using it while I shit? That’s dirty

Next you’ll be telling me I should use a bidet instead of cleaning my ass with the shower wand.

Ah, yes, the spiritual successor to TTT.

I still miss those comic tho

Two questions

1. Is this from Twisted Toyfare Theater?

2. Is someone still making those Mego comics?

Yah, nsaids are hard on the stomach long term, but great for short term pain. Acetaminophen is fantastic to around 4000mg/day. Above that there’s a very real chance for liver damage, depending on the person and duration of treatment. And it’s lethal in the 8-12g range. That being said, I’d totally take 800mg every four hours if I had to. Except for the worst pain 600mg is enough to make life tolerable for most people

That was a lot of words to agree with you. Not deleting it tho

Ugh, your dentist and your pharmacist sucks. Do you have any other pharmacies in the area that you could consult with? Honestly, a pharmacist should be happy to give pharmacological input, especially about dosage and any potential medicine conflicts or hazards, prescription or no. Jesus, what a tool

My personal method when I have a gout flareup, kidney stones, or other intense pain, is to stagger nsaids and acetaminophen on a two hour cycle. 600mg acetaminophen, two hours later 500mg aspirin or 400mg Advil. Each medicine reapplied at 4 hour intervals. I try to time the nsaids with meals to help ease any stomach issues the nsaids may cause. At 600mg my acetaminophen dosage over 16 hrs (assuming I can sleep) is limited to 2400mg, and 2000mg for aspirin. This allows for a small increase in dosage for breakthrough pain, or a couple additional doses if I can’t sleep. Honestly, it only keeps the pain from increasing, especially with gout. Very effective for caffeine withdrawal headaches tho

When everyone else is 65% warm, I am 100% warm

Manipause is real