fossilesque@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 16 days agoMan left with a broken arm because of the size of his peniswww.gloucestershirelive.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square83linkfedilinkarrow-up1240
arrow-up1240external-linkMan left with a broken arm because of the size of his peniswww.gloucestershirelive.co.ukfossilesque@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 16 days agomessage-square83linkfedilink
minus-squareNutWrench@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·15 days ago“I slipped on it, causing me to fall out of the tub completely head first and crack my shoulder on the hard floor.I got two fractures as a result.” You did NOT slip on your penis.
minus-squareVotes@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·14 days agoHe didn’t, he said he slipped on shampoo that he couldn’t see since his penis was obscuring his vision.
minus-squareDasus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·14 days agoThat’s a lame excuse. I’m pretty sure my two legs are larger than his penis and I don’t consider my vision obscured by them. Was he slapping himself in the face or why was it so obscuring his vision? A better title would be “man so mesmerised by having a large dick, he can’t look away from it even when in slippery spaces”
“I slipped on it, causing me to fall out of the tub completely head first and crack my shoulder on the hard floor.I got two fractures as a result.”
You did NOT slip on your penis.
He didn’t, he said he slipped on shampoo that he couldn’t see since his penis was obscuring his vision.
That’s a lame excuse. I’m pretty sure my two legs are larger than his penis and I don’t consider my vision obscured by them.
Was he slapping himself in the face or why was it so obscuring his vision?
A better title would be “man so mesmerised by having a large dick, he can’t look away from it even when in slippery spaces”