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no banana@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago

Aspergers officinalis

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Aspergers officinalis

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no banana@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago
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  • bigfondue@lemmy.world
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    I raise you brussels sprouts:

    • Ignotum@lemmy.world
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      I can’t believe you just spent an hour hotgluing brussel sprouts to a small tree just to trick people on the internet

    • M137@lemmy.world
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      Peanuts:

      Yes, they grow underground like potatoes.

    • FluidBeef@quokk.au
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      You can buy them like that in a grocer though. Shit for fridge space.

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        Yea I’ve only seen them once though. Usually they are sold pretrimmed in a bag, in the US at least.

    • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Brussels sprouts are unreal

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      I’ve seen markets sell brussels sprouts on the stalk but I didn’t know it had leaves.

      I figured the leaves were the brussels sprouts,

      Thanks for the info.

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        On another branch of that family tree, those leaves are kale.

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          Not even another branch - it’s the same exact species, just a different cultivar

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      deleted by creator

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      You could have given me a million guesses and I wouldn’t have arrived at that!

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    never really thought about it

    I’m a breastparagus man myself

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    If you want them to remain white, you have to cover them in earth, the farmers make ridges of earth to cover them:

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      Why would you want them to remain white?

      • Akasazh@feddit.nl
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        Because they are delicious that way!

        Freshly cooked with egg, ham and butter sauce they are very good. It’s called 'white gold’in the Netherlands.

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        because racism

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      White gold

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        The only way I’ve seen white asparagus is in glass jars with brine and those are disgusting.

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          Freshly cooked with egg, ham and butter sauce they are very good.

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    So someone bought asparagus from the market, stuck it in the ground, took a picture, and it’s indistinguishable from the real thing?

    Otherwise it’s surely not a shitpost

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    Don’t google what Hans Asparagus did to disabled kids!

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      And don’t look up his friend, Pauli Broccoli. I’ve heard he’s even worse.

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