I raise you brussels sprouts:

I can’t believe you just spent an hour hotgluing brussel sprouts to a small tree just to trick people on the internet
Peanuts:


Yes, they grow underground like potatoes.
You can buy them like that in a grocer though. Shit for fridge space.
Yea I’ve only seen them once though. Usually they are sold pretrimmed in a bag, in the US at least.

Brussels sprouts are unreal
I’ve seen markets sell brussels sprouts on the stalk but I didn’t know it had leaves.
I figured the leaves were the brussels sprouts,
Thanks for the info.
On another branch of that family tree, those leaves are kale.
Not even another branch - it’s the same exact species, just a different cultivar
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You could have given me a million guesses and I wouldn’t have arrived at that!
never really thought about it
I’m a breastparagus man myself
If you want them to remain white, you have to cover them in earth, the farmers make ridges of earth to cover them:

Why would you want them to remain white?
Because they are delicious that way!
Freshly cooked with egg, ham and butter sauce they are very good. It’s called 'white gold’in the Netherlands.
because racism
White gold
The only way I’ve seen white asparagus is in glass jars with brine and those are disgusting.
Freshly cooked with egg, ham and butter sauce they are very good.
So someone bought asparagus from the market, stuck it in the ground, took a picture, and it’s indistinguishable from the real thing?
Otherwise it’s surely not a shitpost
Don’t google what Hans Asparagus did to disabled kids!
And don’t look up his friend, Pauli Broccoli. I’ve heard he’s even worse.






