Official PR from NVIDIA
I’ve seen this being described as an Israeli coup given the interim CEO’s baggage.
That’s what happens when you have affairs with grown women. Oligarchs are a pedophile only club
This is by far the funniest way this could have played out. What a dork.
A dork who managed to illegally sell billions of tech to China while pretending to be hoodwinked and is still a major shareholder profiting off it?
He’s really suffering here.
You know, you have a way of ruining this schadenfreude. I respect that, but my dopamine hates you for it.
I think the best thing about this is we don’t have to suffer through any more of his performative leather jacket wearing keynotes.
I just hope Lori Huang (his wife) gets his leather jacket in the divorce
Holy shit I thought the same
I’ve been wanting a leather jacket and this guy has been giving them a bad look. Hopefully in a couple years they will be cool again.
I remember back in the very early 00s when motorcycle jackets were cooooooool
I’m not sure being a skinwalker will ever be cool.
Well, if we are going to eat meat, we better use the skins too, instead of wasting them.
We should be happy for her 🏳️⚧️
Blahaj zone is leaking
Sorry not sorry
Edit: I misread that, but in my defense, I do not gender corporations and refer to them as they/them.
Maybe. As the only other chief officer, it was already her responsibility to step up in an emergency. Appointing her interim CEO just makes her the official placeholder. Also, we all know this AI bubble is unsustainable, and Nvidia is holding a lot of it together, so the market could crash, regardless of what she does. She’s been put at least a bit on a glass cliff.
“The glass cliff is a phenomenon described by psychologists Michelle K. Ryan and Alexander Haslam, in which women are more likely to break the “glass ceiling” (i.e. achieve leadership roles in business and government) during periods of crisis or downturn when the risk of failure is highest.” https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glass_cliff
Woosh
Wow, they’re transitioning CEOs now! When will this wokeness stop
The interim CEO is a woman so it is in fact an mtf transition
The dems won midterms. Everyone has to report to their nearest clinic. Enforcement begins jan 4.
Yeah I heard that since the Dems won congress ICE will start giving conservatives a firm slap on the back of the head daily. And thats the only thing that will change.
Imagine being one of the wealthiest people in the world, with a great job and a loving family, and then throwing it all away because a Chinese spy complimented your leather jacket collection
Throwing it all away?
Even after losing his job and the divorce settlement he’ll be one of the wealthiest people on the planet and to ever live.
It’s not like this is China where they will actually jail or execute CEO’s.
Capital still runs the show.
There is an FBI investigation
You mean the federal organization that fucks animals?
Hey now, let’s at least pretend to get the facts right…
It’s the federal organisation protects a persons right to get caught fucking animals enough to be legally prosecuted for it and then still join said organisation.
That’s way different.
I’m sure Kash Patel, the Trump DOJ, and an organization that has heavily functioned to preserve existing political and economic hierarchies will go thru the motions and corporate Dems will hold their hearings and make a pageantry of some things. And the result will be at best, a big wet fart, and at most, it will just be directed in a way that will end up advancing broader capitalist/imperialist interests.
Like say putting much stricter controls on the sale of AMD/Nvidia chips which will conveniently benefit all the AI companies who want China and even consumers to have less access to the underlying components of this tech. Which is the one area Jenson was at odds with AI. Open weight and broad access to AI is good for Nvidia, but not for the AI companies.
You could tell from stuff he’s said publicly in front of the camera that it went to his head a long time ago.
People like him will always be their own worst enemy.
The whole CEO signing tits like he thinks he’s a rock star was pretty insane.
Make CEO’s lame and boring again
Cheating is not really exclusive to the rich. People of all classes and backgrounds cheat.
Sure, but the small handful of people who are CEOs of multibillion tech companies are all arrogant, pathologically narcissistic psychopaths.
That’s a requirement to achieve that level of corporate control. And that’s what shareholders require.
The only CEOs that seem to avoid that are founders that accidentally created systems/products that people like, and that keep the company private so they aren’t beholden to shareholders. There aren’t many, but a good current example would probably be GabeN. Yeah he’s got the whole billionaire yacht stuff down, but the employees seem to like working there, they have an extremely loyal userbase, and one of the most efficiently profitable companies on the planet, generating about $50M per worker.
Which, coincidentally, describes my ex wife.
Is she single? I could use the billions
I meant the arrogant-pathological-narcissitic psychopath.
She did pull a knife on me a couple of times after all.
Ah im sorry that happened to you. Hopefully you’re safe now
Your ex-wife is Lisa Su?
Not as many get access to high class Chinese spys.
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I’m already tried of the affair-story. Jensen illegally sold GPU’s to China, with some help and possibly pressure from Alice. What people should be caring about now is whether he’s going to prison or not
Honest question, why should I give a shit that some CEO wanted to sell GPU’s to China?
Of all the things I would want to see an American CEO put into jail for, selling GPU’s to China(which everyone knew was happening) and being semi in favor of China’s open weight AI development strategy that would be better from a consumer perspective is close to the bottom of that list.
Put the CEO’s in jail for systematically exploiting global south labor for decades. For colluding to bribe politicians and override democratic processes to force data centers into communities. For stealing more productive human output in a few years then all the labor theft in the whole history of capitalism.
Back in my day if you broke a law you went to trial for it. And if you’re rich your lawyers got you off the hook, of course.
I don’t care about the exact reason why he might be going to prison, nor do I really care about selling stuff to china, but what I have been excited about is the possibility of a ceo going to prison for breaking the law. If the crime happens to be selling stuff to china, so be it
The only time people in the capitalist class are truly punished in America is if they defraud other capitalists or threaten the broader imperialist policies meant to protect US hegemonic capitalism…Enron, Savings and Loans, and Bernie Madoff.
So if he receives anything, based on history, it will be because of that and would be little more than a pyrrhic victory.
Certainly not a sign that suddenly healthcare CEOs will be dragged to the firing squads for denying cancer treatments to patients to boost shareholder value. Or that America’s institutions set up to protect this system are on the cusp of a reckoning over decades of imperialist exploitation.
or threaten the broader imperialist policies meant to protect US hegemonic capitalism
Restricting export of GPUs is one of those policies.
Yea I mean the chances aren’t high, but there are also political games going on that are giving me a tiny bit of hope. From what i’ve heard, the possible prosecutors (or whatever, I forgot who exactly has the power to put him in prison) are anti-trump republicans, who could use this case to distance themselves from trump (Jensen is a “buddy” of trump). Yea, the odds are slim, but they are probably as big as they could get
Edit: and i guess one could argue that nvidia has commited a bit of fraud, as they have used illegal means to increase revenue, thus lied about the long-term profitability of the company
RICH people go to Prison?
Happened to Epstein
Eventually and after much outcry. Don’t forget that the first case against him in the 2000s was made to go away - including providing legal immunity to Epstein and any potential co-conspirators - and the guy responsible was later given a position in Trump’s cabinet until the whole thing went public.
Well at least he landed on his feet at Newsmax…
And then he “died”.
Either he’s actually dead, in which case he wasn’t punished for what he did, but for threatening to expose other powerful people, or he’s alive and living in exile.
Probably the former, but when it comes to the wealthy and powerful, I won’t rule anything out.
Allegedly died. I would be 0% surprised if it ever turns out the corpse they said was him was not him.
He’s not
If enough was ever enough for these people they wouldn’t be billionaires
She did what? I mean, the sex I can understand; it’s all part of the job if you’re in the spy business. But complimenting that jacket is… just too degrading.
Other than that, I know losing your job in this economy is tough, but I don’t think Huang is going to have too much trouble paying his mortgage for a few lifetimes. I am so sorry for his family, though.
he hasn’t really thrown much away. this just gets him out of the public eye a little bit. he still keeps getting paid. he only loses his salary which constituted like 4% of his income. He’s doing this because he knows if nvidia’s stock continues to tank, the majority of his income and most importantly… his 100+ bil worth of stock value… also tanks.
It’s not work like that.
Is that a 5090 in your jacket, or are you just excited to see me?
I wonder if he Donald Ducks it in his leather jacket
Must’ve had a third affair he REALLY didn’t want getting out.
Good riddance and fuck Nvidia.
It’s not really about the affairs because if share holders cared about that nobody would’ve ever talked about Elon Musk. I think it’s the smuggling of probably billions worth of hardware. Huang knows this could end really damn badly for him long term after the blue tsunami that swept the midterms. He’s coming out now because he gambles on a pardon from the orange turd.
Lmao that’s fucking rich.
We’re gonna find out he boned 1/10th of Nvidia by the end of this.
the third affair
what glasses doin
So what position in the administration is Trump about to give him? Please tell me it is ambassador to China.
I hope he is that stupid. Putting a flipped Chinese asset in his cabinet or in any position in the federal government while there’s an active probe into the legality of that person’s conduct.
That was fast.
When Nvidia’s value has suffered as a result, its board and shareholders would say it didn’t happen fast enough.
Rule number 1: Don’t mess with rich people’s money. That’ll get you in trouble no matter where you fall on the hierarchy.
It’s held true for the entire history of human civilization.
Given that Huang basically is the face of Nvidia I didn’t expect it that fast or that this happens at all. I’m kinda suprised.
America gets pretty worked up when there’s infidelity / sex scandal. If he just killed a few people he probably would have been fine.
Unless it’s billionaire pedophilia in particular; he’d also get away with that one.
Analysts at Bernstein downgraded Nvidia and sharply lowered their target for its share price. “Our gut tells us that we probably haven’t yet fully probed the depths of what might be found here,”
The Glass Cliff is in effect, lads!
I hope he is under so much stress and he kills himself. Let’s go!
These people are destroying society. Do not feel sorry for them. They would throw you under the bus. They are doing that, in fact. Remember. They are all Epstein.
