Which pocket do you keep your phone in?

I gave Bluesky a shot and didn’t really like it. This might have to do with how I never liked Twitter before or after the rebranding.

I do think the branding is way better than mastodon though.

It’s a conspiracy by Big Mayo to keep flavor out of food, I tell ya! They’ll come for the sriracha next!

Know your audience. The guy smoking a cig and pounding a monster for breakfast before clocking into their minimum wage job also probably voted against their own interests.

There is a tier of Netflix where people pay to see ads in their content.

It’s a wasted opportunity if you don’t hide at least one body there.

How dare these kids have a meme number. They should only love my meme number.

It’s not entirely her fault. The billionaire class has been dumping money into that fire since before you or I were even born.

Instead of garnishing with pico you garnish with bacon bits.

You mean Twitter?

Doing the right thing is often the more treacherous path.

They probably did the math and figured their console audience already has netflix on top of their online subscription and any other services. People on PC are less likely to pay for subscriptions and were gonna wait for the port anyway.

You mean you don’t have a full-length window to peer down on the peasants as you take your morning constitutional on your wall-mounted designer toilet?

Shadiversity was a sword youtuber who would get into occasional e-drama, but still produced interesting content about medieval weaponry. Over time they started releasing pro-AI and culture war rants completely unrelated to their sword stuff. They had another channel that was more streamer/podcasty where they pandered to a right-wing crowd which I guess leaked over into their main channel.

If they were smart like me they would only be doing that with stocks.

One copy of Dragon Quest, please!

“Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement.”

I like the taste of communism, but every time it’s on the menu it’s slathered in political purges.

I’m against gambling, but at least with slot machines and poker tables there isn’t a cash incentive to go light the forest on fire.

Retirement is the cliff you jump off at the end where you get to enjoy a few moments of bliss before you splatter into the ground.