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April first, innit
Man April first escaped me completely. Nobody tried a single joke on me this year.
Not American. People seem to be just getting more and more tired regardless of country.
Every April fools joke I encountered this year seemed to make me mad. Maybe I just feel now isn’t a time to be joking, even though unfortunately it’s likely the most important time for a laugh.
Problem is all the people making the jokes have a shit sense of humour.
ChrisFix did a Tesla oil change video. LockPickingLawyer has a one eyed monster.
ChrisFix has never seemed political in any way so I’m assuming the video was prepared and potentially filmed before all the DOGE controversy and maybe even before whole nazi salute thing. It was certainly a very high quality video that must’ve taken a long time to make.
Other than these two, I’ve not even seen a joke. Those videos at least are jokes that aren’t at anyone else’s expense.
I never owned an EV before in my life. and until today I thought they require oil change, because the engine.
Now you know one reason why GM Killed The Electric Car
Oh yeah. Not being on whatever that spezhole is anymore, I forgot all the fun, . . . really fun hijinks that go on.
Given this ain’t a joke it’s really not far to get to the OP
But, yep, fair enough. Ha ha.
Oooh. That was yesterday.
Jk! Unless…
Excellente!! Soon my 64kbps mp3 file from FrostWire can be converted to 320 kbps with 96kbps quality!
Lossy social security encoding.
Eh, nobody will care about some bits being lost there, I’m sure
If it’s 8086 or Z80 I can help!
Wrong choice, I’d advice the use of COBOL-on-Wheelchair
Not sure if I get the joke, is FFmpeg considered slow? That’s the only angle I can think of for the joke to work… am I missing something?
DOGE said they’re going to rewrite the existing SSA code, which is done in COBOL, to modernize it, and everyone is pointing out how fraught with peril that is. This is saying they’re going to do it in assembly, which is what we do when we need highly efficient code, like for a resource-constrained real-time control system, but is also much more challenging to program. The chance of rewriting a giant COBOL application in Assembly, and not making a whole mess of errors, is really small. And it would be very hard to maintain.
Just get the guy that made rollercoaster Tycoon in Assembly, he’ll knock it over in a week.
It’s a genuine xeet(?).
Man let’s just stick to tweet. This whole x thing is too silly even for April fools.
I should add that the FFmpeg team is quite proud of the fact that they write in C and Assembly for peak performance. They mention it a lot, and so they did here.
Disgusting.
64k scene but with suits.
