and if they are does that mean they are constantly being raped for years like do they like it or are living a living hell every day?
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They are sex dolls so it wouldn’t be rape, they would be living out their purpose and would like it, just like how regular toys purpose is being played with
Sausage party goes into it with the douche I think, it’s been a while since I watched it, the show was not terrible
This site is simply another social media sewer. Time to leave this crap hole to the rats.
How did this ridiculously stupid question devolve into a discussion about rape? I’ve screenshot this whole page of comments, and some comments are far beyond disturbing. Watch it Lemmy.world - get rid of your bot moderators, because this thread has truly gone too far.
Maybe this is what they live for. They know their purpose and they love their people just like Woody loves Andy.
Imagine a movie plot where Sarah moves to a new state and forgets her vibrator collection. She doesn’t realize it yet but all the vibrators team up to embark on a madcap adventure to reunite with Sarah. On the way they they find a sad discarded buttplug with no owner and they bring him into the gang only to find out that he used to belong to Sarah’s lesbian lover who she’s moving to be with.
That’s poetry. Slimy poetry but poetry nonetheless.
Reads like fanfic some people might be willing to pay more for.
wretch
All poetry is slimy.
All slimes are poets
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That movie would include a lot of Buzz
You got a friend in me…
I mean, a lot of names could be reused:
Buzz, Woody, Rex, Bullseye, Lotso, Mr. Pricklepants… I’m gonna stop now, I’m ruining my own childhood.
oh THAT’S what that song’s about!
The premise of the question horrified me, you made it better. Thank you.
Honestly that does explain why the vibrators batteries always seem to be depleted.
And this comment explains your hairy palms.
My God if masturbation did actually lead to harry palms I would not be balding now.
In fact, when the hair on my palms ran out of room, it would have had to begun to creep up my arms. By the time I was 15 I would have been a real life sasquatch.
FINALLY! A fanfic for me.
How holesome!
Perfect title!
The Brave Little
ToasterDildo
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It could even feature a brave little Hitachi wand
That’s a porn parody plot. And a good one.
And now we let rule 34 run it’s course.
Because I hate the implication I have just created new head canon for my own sake. It’s the power of a child imagination and play that brings the toys to life. That’s why the fork comes to life in the fourth movie
So if a child found one abandoned and somehow innocently played with it enough then it would come to life but when used for an adults self-gratification it would not have the requisite for life.
I will not be taking questions on the plothole of why new in box toys are alive
I will not be taking questions on the plothole of why new in box toys are alive
They were all made in sweatshops by children, no plot hole. ☹️
For a less bleak answer, they’re powered by kids wandering through the toy store amazed at all the rows.
So were the sex dolls.
Brutal
are you implying that childlike wonder and spirit dies the moment hormones makes a kid horny for the first time?
I mean… kinda
*everything after that is just fun for all’s embers
I accept this head canon as my own without question
It begs the question what happens if an adult has a child like mind. Think some of the mentally unstable serial killers that are essentially children.
And then little Billy finds his mom’s dildo…
Yeah, hut then how are you supposed to get the porn parody where the sexdoll starts to help their owner get their life together and the show ends with them banging their new partner instead of the sexdoll.
I think there was a qibi show … adjacent to that Edit: someone posted it
Then why are the buzzes still in package aware in toy story 2?
“You’ve got a friend in me…”
how did you even think of this lmaoo
He was wondering whether his real doll had moved since he last left the room.
Wtf did you have this ready for this moment?
You don’t?!?
there is a memes folder and then there is a “memes” folder
I’m surprised this hasn’t been buried.
Pretty sure there was a MadTV sketch about this back in the day.
Yup, just dredged it up. Its dumber and even lower quality than I remember, so not sharing link. That said a YouTube search for “MadTV Sex Toystory” will get you there.
For french speakers (or with subtitles) there is a “kassos” short with this premise. I surely can find a link if it intrigues anyone
i dont know i am just insane like this i also thought recently who wil win between 3000 pennywises vs the annoying orange coming to the conclusion that Orange is an Omniversal entity that can bend any part of reality to his will so yeah Orange can erase 3000 pennywises from existence
What a terrible day to be literate.
So… westworld?
Except… Aren’t the toys completely aware of what they are and what their purpose is?
Well, except for Buzz in the first movie. Considering literally every other toy was aware of their purpose and existence makes Buzz a bit of a weirdo.
Asking the real questions
One reading would be that there is no sex in the Toy Story universe, because Toy Story is essentially a classic story about magic which disappears at the end of childhood/onset of adolescence, only remade as a CGI demo.
Of course, that narrative is from an earlier time, when childish things were put aside, and before “adulting” became a word. These days, a Toy Story universe would presumably have a red-light district full of sentient sex toys, though it would have to be an off-brand one, as Disney still own the IP and would never sign off on anything like that.
I’m now mildly tempted to search toy story porn, and rule 34. Nah, I know what I’ll find.
Woody getting spit roasted by Rex and the horse?
What about Man Children, who not only never put away childish things, but make their fetishized toys a central point of their personality?
Wasn’t there family dynamics of a sort in the Lightyear movie? I forget, but I do remember conservatives being pissed because there was a same sex couple with a child.
“That little guy looks unhappy.”
“Zoom and enhance.”
“Now he just looks like he works at Nike.”
In that universe, all toys are willing to be that they are ; and to be played with the way they were supposed to be by their designer…
