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Okay baby, I got you a dozen doughnuts and a Weight Watchers membership.
a dozen doughnuts and a Weight Watchers membership.
I also got you a trampoline and ankle weights.
For later, I got you a (non-braille) book and a blindfold.
She likes instagram filters
The shocker is such a stupid sex technique. I can’t imagine anyone who’s good in bed actually ever uses it.
Use two hands.
The other hand is being used by someone else.
She likes women!
My first thought too.
Two in the pinky one in the stinky
