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She likes women!
My first thought too.
Two in the pinky one in the stinky
Okay baby, I got you a dozen doughnuts and a Weight Watchers membership.
a dozen doughnuts and a Weight Watchers membership.
I also got you a trampoline and ankle weights.
For later, I got you a (non-braille) book and a blindfold.
She likes instagram filters
The shocker is such a stupid sex technique. I can’t imagine anyone who’s good in bed actually ever uses it.
Use two hands.
The other hand is being used by someone else.
