In the oven on low for an hour
Jizzmin rice
Jizzus Fucking Christ that was a bad joke
Instructions unclear and now I have the stickiest rice I’ve ever had
Good tho
Pairs well with a juicy mango
Thank you egg_slut, very cool!
This thread is what the internet is for
Easiest way to make rice krispie treats, too!
Healthier than marshmallow fluff.
Tastier, too!
Instructions unclear, now my tray of rice crispy treats are all salty and smell like fish . On the other hand I have made note of all the employees at the potluck who went back for seconds, and you know what I think this is going to be a good year.
Oh my god guys, I just discovered this amazing food hack to make most delicious, high protein rice Krispie treats in only 3 minutes!
Greg Davies: “And as the sperm swim towards the eggs, it’s hard not to think that I’ve ruined this fried breakfast.”
Make sure you let it cool first.
I…I think you’re supposed to use uncooked rice for this. What you do with it afterwards is no-one’s business but you’re own.
But what if I want my sushi rice to smell after fish
Instructions accidentally unclear, pussied out of cumming on some rice.
That’s racist!
Ah, creampie with some rice.
Just tried it out for myself 🥰
had to look at the thread for clues to what this means and it’s still not funny. women can just exist and excel at anything and everything. here’s a better joke: what’s funny and successful and desirable despite being none of those things.
punchline: a person with a vagina.
not misogynistic, just gay and realistic.
Well to be fair, none of the other comments actually explained it.
When your phone gets wet you’re supposed to put it in rice cause rice is really good at sucking up all the moisture and a lot of times it works.
That’s it.
This is it. Nothing misogynistic about it.
Yeah it’s just a dumb absurdist joke idk what they were reading
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Once again it’s time to play the game: Low IQ or Bait?
What the fuck 😂😂😂
Excel?! Dude, most men can’t even master Excel!
You are in shitposts.
There name is cumslut I don’t think they are deep thinkers
I’m pretty sure deep is exactly what they are thinking
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