Think of all the money you’ll save by not having to buy condoms.
Or hang out with friends.
But where do you put your dignity?
Rear pocket. The one in the middle.
This is some Napoleon Dynamite shit
I’ll see that and raise you.
Finally a way to carry my steam deck
Push it to the limit. (Crash the gates!)
You are an OG fanny packer.
But it doesn’t match your NB runners.
Now show that same nerd getting mugged and struggle crying to get it off his belt
Just my two cents. Because I’m so broke my wallet doesn’t hold more than that
You can literally see him putting $100 in the bill holder.
I think he means coins big dawg
Which were both quarters…
I was just making a joke don’t take thing so seriously
This makes it so fast to accees my ID when cops pull me over
See this little pocket? It’s for your paycheck
Tell me you’re not going to get laid without telling me you’re not going to get laid.
The only way you’re getting laid using this is because you’re in a full techwear outfit at an industrial rave politely buying the cybergoth a vodka monster.
