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If I drove a clunker and spotted one of these I’d make sure to drive past him, because it’s probably a man, as close as I could so I’d rip these things to shreds.

Loyalty has been gone from the workplace for quite some time and if you’re loyal to where you work you’re a fool.

You texted your crush all day? Why don’t you just wait to see them in person?

Not everyone knows what certain acronyms mean.

I dropped off some drycleaning, got gas for both my car and lawnmower, and dropped off a poop sample to my vet. Oh, and a bit of yardwork. And yes, it’s exactly what I wanted to be doing.

You seriously can’t think of a way to do this yourself?

Sneezing.

Mine are older but I love the Vibrators, the Sex Pistols, Wire, the Buzzcocks, and Iggy Pop. There are more, of course, but I don’t know if I’d categorize something like the Stranglers or Television as punk or rock but they’re still killer bands that I love.

Team America. Fuck yeah!

I think it’s probably the bigger screen size and an attempt to boost sales by offering something different because there’s not much to really motivate the regular person to buy a new phone unless theirs is just old and needs a refresh. Now that I say that it makes me think there might be a big market someday for refurbished older phones because they don’t have fucking AI in everything.

Good.

I play guitar, read, and do a bit of yardwork.

I haven’t shopped in a thrift store for a while but I absolutely hate that they’ve turned into that. It used to be great shopping there.

When you say even smart people fall for it I can’t help but think that both George Shultz and Henry Kissinger were on the board of Theranos.

A View to a Kill - Duran Duran

Office UK is better than Office US.

Atlanta? No fucking way.

You have to be witty to have witty comebacks.

You should pay attention when kids tell you things like this.