• Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.world
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      4 days ago

      When I worked for a major database company they made me take annual training to explain that I wasn’t allowed to buy sex workers for potential clients.

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        3 days ago

        Duh, buying them would be capex. No one wants to do depreciation. Short term lease with a damage clause.

      • Lv_InSaNe_vL@lemmy.world
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        3 days ago

        My handbook at work specifically bans buying illicit drugs for customers with the company card.

        It doesn’t say anything about buying it with my card and getting reimbursed though…

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        3 days ago

        “buy”

        So renting is not an issue! Or as a Service…

        So many options left. Next time I talk to big red I’ll ask the rep about his interpretation of this training.

        ;)