you should probably change your password

Sportsbooks aren’t allowed to take bets on illegal activities so we may never know

There are more hydrogen atoms in a single water molecule than there are stars in the entire solar system.

Everyone thinks their own line of work is safe because everyone knows the nuances of their own job. But the thing that gets you is that the easier a job gets the fewer people are needed and the more replaceable they are. You might not be able to make a robot cashier, but with the scan and go mobile app you only need an employee to wave a scanner (to check that some random items in your cart are included in the barcode on your receipt) and the time per customer to do that is fast enough that you only need one person, and since anyone can wave a scanner you don’t have much leverage to negotiate a raise.

Don’t put the gun within reach of the printer, come on

Can’t are

7.5 because I never checked if the outdoor music was from a boom box or not

Going out is one of those things that tv makes look more fun than it is

Good idea, mini splits are better for the environment.

This planet has - or rather had - a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movement of small green pieces of paper, which was odd because on the whole it wasn’t the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy.

I never got why people want their food to fall apart as soon as one bite breaks the shell

The guy who came up with checks and balances really overlooked only giving one branch a military

There’s always two group chats, one for everyone and one for the people you want to talk to. And if you think that doesn’t happen I have some bad news for you.

Sandy eggo

Sounds like an album title

The hp printer app says it needs your location to connect to WiFi. It says it needs your location all the time when not using the app, again to connect to WiFi

And spectator sports are watching people exercise and reading is staring at a tree while hallucinating