Suddenly, conservatives are for a shorter work week.
Nah, they’ll just replace everyone with AI & robots. People will be stressed, but it won’t be from work - problem solved!
4d chess
I wonder what Lindsey would say
“I’m not gay, I’m overworked.”
-That guy
Right before putting the cock back in his mouth.
I can think of a couple of different motivations for this.
He’s trying to get ahead of a leak that he’s gay.
He’s trying to help reduce pressure from employers, in a very odd way.
I’m going with the first one, because people in power don’t give a fuck about anyone else.
Option 3: Look what you made him do.
Wouldn’t that mean like at least half the world would be gay? Where TF do these idiots come up with this shit?
Shut up! I don’t want to keep working so much!
half the world
Sounds like meat is back on the menu 😏
I’m calling in gay tomorrow and citing a world leader.
saying this while holding one of the most stressful jobs in the world is such a crazy way to come out but pop off king
“I need to suck off a twink to deal with all this stress.”
Someone’s got a case of the Malaygays
Jee, I really feel like sucking dick today boss, it’s time I took a few days off.
it’s time I took a few days off
… to suck some dick.
excessive job stress, social pressure, past sexual experiences, and weak religious practice
Yeah, having past sexual experiences with a same-sex partner will do that.
Being gay in the past is strongly correlated to being gay in the present!
Correlation isn’t causation
Yeah, having past sexual experiences with a same-sex partner will do that.
frequent visitor habit
That dude looks stressed as fuck.
I feel a little bit gay already, better take the rest of the day off.
This is way too real.
„I Felt a Little Homosexual Today, So I Called in Sick: The Formation of “Reverse Discourse” by Swedish Gay Activists in the 1970s“
This article revolves around the legal and epistemic battles around “homosexuality” in Sweden in 1979, which led to the abolition of homosexuality being classified as a “disease”. Among other things, gay activists “called in sick” to the Social Insurance Agency (SIA) and claimed that they were unable to work because they were homosexuals (read as mentally disordered).
https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.1080/13600826.2022.2052025
Site doesn’t load, but I love the idea
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Yes… yes it does. ;)
Stress goes down, go to work. Work stress builds up, get to fuckin’. Stress goes down, back to work…
Wait a minute, I’m just describing the last ten years of my life.
Well yeah, obviously. Work stress is alleviated by more money, and $20 bucks is $20 bucks.
Omg, I honestly didn’t see that coming, well done.
I hate my coworkers so much I want to suck all their dicks. I’m not gay, but damn, I feel like the only relief I can get is if they relieve themselves… in my mouth. And my throat. And maybe my butt… but I need to get these stress related hemorrhoids checked first. Shit, I forgot, I don’t have healthcare. Now I have to suck some nurse dick. It’s gonna be a long weekend. Maybe if I get everyone together in the same room we can get it all over at once. Just… not in my eyes, please.
