• TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    I can think of a couple of different motivations for this.

    He’s trying to get ahead of a leak that he’s gay.

    He’s trying to help reduce pressure from employers, in a very odd way.

    I’m going with the first one, because people in power don’t give a fuck about anyone else.

  • WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today
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    2 months ago

    Wouldn’t that mean like at least half the world would be gay? Where TF do these idiots come up with this shit?

  • Alterecho@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    saying this while holding one of the most stressful jobs in the world is such a crazy way to come out but pop off king

  • nehal3m@lemmy.zip
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    2 months ago

    Jee, I really feel like sucking dick today boss, it’s time I took a few days off.

  • Mediocre_Bard_Redeux@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    excessive job stress, social pressure, past sexual experiences, and weak religious practice

    Yeah, having past sexual experiences with a same-sex partner will do that.

    • minus@lemmy.zip
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      2 months ago

      This is way too real.

      I Felt a Little Homosexual Today, So I Called in Sick: The Formation of “Reverse Discourse” by Swedish Gay Activists in the 1970s“

      This article revolves around the legal and epistemic battles around “homosexuality” in Sweden in 1979, which led to the abolition of homosexuality being classified as a “disease”. Among other things, gay activists “called in sick” to the Social Insurance Agency (SIA) and claimed that they were unable to work because they were homosexuals (read as mentally disordered).

      https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.1080/13600826.2022.2052025

      • Sundray@lemmus.org
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        2 months ago

        Stress goes down, go to work. Work stress builds up, get to fuckin’. Stress goes down, back to work…

        Wait a minute, I’m just describing the last ten years of my life.

  • chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    I hate my coworkers so much I want to suck all their dicks. I’m not gay, but damn, I feel like the only relief I can get is if they relieve themselves… in my mouth. And my throat. And maybe my butt… but I need to get these stress related hemorrhoids checked first. Shit, I forgot, I don’t have healthcare. Now I have to suck some nurse dick. It’s gonna be a long weekend. Maybe if I get everyone together in the same room we can get it all over at once. Just… not in my eyes, please.