Maybe Sean Spicer will take the job back? Someone check the bushes.

That’s nobody’s business but the Turks.

“[…] the14th Amendment was passed exclusively in the aftermath of the Civil War, so that to ensure that the children of slaves would be citizens. It had no other meaning and purpose outside of that, and that’s been clear, obviously, since the day that it was passed.”

If that’s his attitude towards #14, how does he feel about #2?

A number of my repos are listed.

But the weird part is that it also lists a repo I don’t recognize. The repo does actually exist on my github account, but it’s marked as “ignored”, and the description says it was automatically exported from Google Code. The code seems to be a MacOS shareware file encryption tool called “BitClamp”, published circa 2008.

No idea how it got on my account.

Guys. Guys. I’ve got it. This is poetry.

Show us your death certificate

Sure. Whether or not its constitutional, etc. is really beside the point. Any official challenge to the governor’s declaration would necessarily involve demonstrating that McConnell is alive and well (or not). In either outcome, the question of the governor’s authority would be moot.

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It’s an alternative skin/user interface that fediverse instances can offer users. It turns out to have an internal blocklist of instances, communities, users, and keywords that it will silently hide. Some (e.g. child abuse) are understandable. Others (e.g. specific usernames) are less so.

Some people are upset they are on the list; some that they are not on the list. But most are upset that a list exists in the first place.

Baked green apples with cinnamon. Silver dollar cornbread pancakes. Thick, steaming pea soup with hot dog chunks.

Now I’m hungry and I miss my grandma :(

“It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends upon his not understanding it.”

“I’m not gay, I’m overworked.”

-That guy

Should be a pucker of assholes.

There’s no plausible deniability with oil down the drain. The landlord would just bill you for the damage.

Sending my pots and thrayers 👏

Two squiggles for strikethrough; one squiggle for _subscript; and no squiggle for you!

Little Johnny took a drink but now will drink no more

For what he thought was H2O was H2SO4

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I’d rather be guilty of that than of being the ones who rejected them.