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UnCollaredCarrot@piefed.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 个月前

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UnCollaredCarrot@piefed.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 个月前
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  • teslasdisciple@lemmy.ca
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    If you don’t sin, he died for nothing

    • bitjunkie@lemmy.world
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      This is the correct interpretation.

    • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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      Giving Jesus sins to die for since 1998

  • LillyPip@lemmy.ca
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    God invented sin, then made himself human in order to kill himself to save people from himself. Makes perfect sense.

    • Snailpick42@lemmus.org
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      The whole blood sacrifice thing is weird to me. Normal people just forgive others. Instead, this deity had to do everything you listed and take it to the extreme. People believe in stupid shit.

    • Daftydux@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      If you only think of jesus by the terms legalist define him.

      In truth jesus was a liberator. He worked within judiusm to free the jews from toxic legalist practices. He attacked power and was murdered for it. His attacks were born of sold morality and acceptance. He believed in the good in people so much that he was willing to die for it.

      When you submit to the legalist definition of jesus you miss him entirely.

      • Phantaloons@piefed.zip
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        If he existed, anyway

  • Sir_Premiumhengst@lemmy.world
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    Didn’t the guys see all sins ever too be committed in that garden before he accepted death? Like, he saw you, high on meth, blowing it the fattest load from your twitching dick to horse porn, and still decided to die for our sins.

    What an idiot.

    • Notyou@sopuli.xyz
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      I don’t think he’s an idiot. I just think he’s a voyeur and likes to watch. Came up with this whole ‘Earth’ thing just to satisfy his kinks.

      • Sir_Premiumhengst@lemmy.world
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        Whoa that explains a bunch…

    • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
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      If the Romans didn’t do it then he’d have just killed himself after seeing that.

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    My shins…? Theyre doing just fine…

  • WereCat@lemmy.world
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    Any powerscalers here? Who wouldd win? Jesus or Naruto?

  • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works
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    He died for our delusions.

    And airplanes for pastors.

  • gnufuu@lemmy.ca
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    That’s crazy

    • Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf
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      Nobody expected this.

  • christiangirlera@lemmy.zipBanned
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    Removed by mod

    • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Most of Lemmy doesn’t care about religion(s) I think, but being against Christianity specifically is just more common in the western world, where it’s the most common cult or set of cults, and fediverse is dominantly western

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        Removed by mod

        • MarcomachtKuchen@feddit.org
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          I’m just happy you’re here with us :)

    • aliceitc@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      but we also have some flaws

    • FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I am, can’t trust a Christian as far as you can throw em

    • rmuk@feddit.uk
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      No-one criticised Christianity in this thread.

    • root@lemmy.wtf
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      they are, soror

  • Agent641@lemmy.world
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    The authors shameless self insert, tho…

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