Exclusive: “There’s my challenge to Elon,” attorney S. Scott West told The Independent. “Make these vehicles so safe that I don’t have to do this anymore.”
A Tesla Cybertruck owner in Texas was unable to escape after rolling it into a ditch last year, experiencing an unthinkable demise as the batteries powering the $100,000 stainless steel SUV burst into flames with such intensity the helpless driver’s skeletal system literally disintegrated, his family says.
Michael Sheehan, 47, “burned to death at 5,000°F – a fire so hot his bones experienced thermal fracture,” according to a gut-wrenching lawsuit his widow and parents have now filed against the electric auto manufacturer headed up by billionaire Elon Musk.
“He was eight inches shorter in length than he was before he burned,” attorney S. Scott West told The Independent. “That’s thermal fracture.”
Elon: If the bones disintegrated, how do you know anyone was even in there? 😏
I ket what ya mine
How appropriate that a Swastitruck cremates its drivers.
I’m sitting here wondering if the still, legally, need to go through a funeral home, or if the medical examiner just hands them a box and says “you guys are good”.
Load up batteries into a Swastikar with a massive number of recalls that was manufactured by a company run by an ultimate idiot who lives by “move fast and break things” …
What did you think you bought? Something good? 🤡 🫏 🖕 💩
You signed your death warrant when you bought an Incel Camino
So, a mobile crematorium. How apt.
Fitting for a Nazi car really
The perfect fake death.
Take out huge loan. Take out massive life insurance policy. Flip Tesla. Ignite.
Idk, head to somewhere with no extradition by cargo boat or some shit.
Edit: okay there’s a flaw. You gotta drive a cyber truck.
Just pretend you’re German and go to Venezuela.
It’s all computers!
a 100k charcuterie machine, a mobile crematorium, or a venison slicer. a swiss army knife of cars.
5 out of 10: Shit car; great Viking funeral.
Tesla ad: SAVE BIG ON BURIAL/CREMATION SERVICES
Fuck Tesla and Elon Musk
I’d rather not fuck him, thanks. There are enough wives/baby mamas who have done that at this point.
Rumor has it you couldn’t even if you wanted to because he had a botched surgery, and all those kids were conceived via IVF.
All the money in the world, and still his weenie won’t work. Even the skankiest ghetto dweller can get his wang up, but not the rich douchebag.
Another reason to ditch teslas
So they’re providing free cremation services now eh?
Yeah, but in his defense I don’t think there’s anything in the safety regulations about post mortem remains being identifiable. LOL.
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