Are the judges of the highest court in America actually high?

Isn’t Trump’s house in Florida?

Trump just wants to get rid of anything good in America. Keeping people safe is “woke”

Put him in a bigger peach this time, so he can’t get out

They need their heads examined

Maybe if we let him rant and rave long enough, he’ll tell us how he rigged the election in his favour…and nothing will be done about it

When is Trump gonna be charged with hate crimes?

I don’t think he understood much about biology

A dumb highschool classmate of mine had a theory that each race of humans is descended from a different kind of ape. He thought he woukd make a lot of money off that theory. The teacher told him he would get lots of money from nazis.

He should win the opposite of a Nobel Prize. Like how the razzies (which he has won a few of) are the opposite of oscars.

Mangione for congress

Just send Musk a tweet on x

Another reason to ditch teslas

Trump wants to know why he can’t do that in America

Shall we investigate Trump’s cognitive abilities?

They’ll spring into action by waving a finger at him and going tsk tsk

But did it accomplish anything?

I’m behaviourally challenged

Trump is stupid enough to accidentally target Caucasians, not realizing it’s a synonym for white people

When there are no more illegal immigrants, who will Trump gun for next?