“justice department”

Because fuck it, right? This proves Idiocracy was a documentary all along.

Can we stop calling it a justice department?

Why is illegally deported in quotes? It’s what happened.

Man. That is harsh.

Trump also told everyone he was going to be a dictator and essentially destroy their lives via Project 2025.

This apparently wasn’t enough motivation for ninety million people.

Kid Rock: The less talented Ted Nugent for the new generation.

Cruelty has now become entertainment for the king and his court.

People still think votes matter? We lost that back in November.

I mean… at least it’s still fast, right?

Seriously though, I don’t remember the last time I ate fast food. If we don’t count pizza delivery that is.

The problem is, in what way would all the senators be threatened if they don’t vote against?

Because I guarantee that trump’s administration has dirt on every single one of them.

Additionally,

“This comes as House Republicans have proposed a bill that would charge people arriving at a U.S. port of entry $1,000 in order to file an asylum claim — and a $3,500 fee for those sponsoring children. The right to seek asylum is a fundamental human right enshrined in international law, and the U.S. has never before charged petitioners.”

This is enough grounds for impeachment.

Hasn’t this happened already? I could swear I’ve seen another article or two a while back saying someone was doing this same thing.

I then fell four feet onto my stomach, smashing my favorite toy car and briefly passing out.

This broke my heart. I wish this didn’t happen to you.

Wait… she fell out of a window? When was she in Russia?

Why is he being allowed out of his room?

¡Los leopardos han venido por nosotros!

Not sure if this is allowed, but I had to see if this was true, and also if it was expensive- it isn’t!

(I do not work for, or with anything involved in this)

This is fascinating! It’s almost like… wildly inaccurate and scientifically illiterate biblical stories come have to life!

I heard something once, about a Jewish community manufacturing a laser that will work from orbit? From what I can understand, its primary purpose is to manufacture red herring arguments.