Don’t worry, at least the billionaire parasites and their offspring will survive in their underground shelters!

Well, yeah, they always do. Republican admins always leave the economy in the shitter and saddle the nation up with debt so that the incoming Democratic admin has to spend all of their time bringing the economy back up to speed rather than implementing effective reform.

Uhhh, so much for the free market Republicans spent decades championing

Good, now keep them derailed indefinitely

Sorry, Amazon has billions more free speech tickets than you do

Real had an office near ours when I worked in SF during the dotcom bubble. We’d walk past their loading dock and the company brand placard at that entrance always had a sheet of paper with BUFFERING written on it thanks to some brilliant motherfucker.

Even if trump choked on a hamberder and expired tomorrow billionaires would find a way to drive his anamatronic corpse to continue playing snake charmer to these idiots. They’re utterly committed to whatever worldview is fed to them via their propaganda fire hose and they’re never, ever, going to admit that the world is a big scary place full of hard problems that don’t have simple comforting solutions like “illegal brown people stealing all the jerbs” or “the tariff button will fix everything, trust me bro.”

They’ve finished downloading enough of the new narrative to resume playback. They’re like realplayer in the 1990s, sometimes they have to buffer for a bit before operating normally again.

It’s almost as if he has zero principles and just repeats what he’s told to, who’d have guessed?

Looks like meat’s back on the menu boys!

Every time I see that emoji all I see is someone deep throating an orc

Sounds like they made bomb pizza

Gee it sure is good we have well funded competent national cybersecurity folks and didn’t lay a bunch of them off

Always remember to say please and thank you

So they’re providing free cremation services now eh?

They passed the buck and hoped some other guardrail would do their job for them

But mUH dECoRuM1!1

Don’t worry, as soon as Trump crosses Schumer’s red line of disregarding the supreme court the Democrats will spring into action!

… They’ll spring into action any day now

… Any day now

Democrats: 🦗🦗🦗

One of the goals of this administration is to borrow and spend so much money that any future govt is so buried in debt it can’t function so, yeah, you’re spot on. We’ve entered terminal state capitalism now where citizenship means debt service and nothing more.