It’s also arguably better without the caption at all
Removed everything but the most essential elements:
It always happens when I’m wearing white. Shit gets stained too fast
Hydrophobic clothes sounds like a cool idea, but a pain to wash I bet.
Nice
Mine just says wash normally. I imagine it will eventually stop being so hydrophobic, but everything wears out
washing machine : don’t be such a hydrophobe
i swear white clothing is a magnet for tomato foods
Nobody:
Nobody:
Hawaiian shirts are great for this
kitchen camo?
It’s just called “customizing” if you wear paint splatter patterns.
she cute
Me eating pho
Pho q.
Oh I feel seen.
I was underweight a few years ago, and while it was not entirely healthy, I was indulging in the look and found some XXS Tall pants, in a beautiful blush color. Felt like a fucking supermodel on my way to work. Bought a chai latte, spilled it all over the pants before I ever got to work.
Also coveted these white cropped pants. Got them, same sort of thing.
Decided I am not qualified for white pants.
I also cum blood sometimes
My wife
It’s like I’m eating with an egg beater.
Nobody nothing?
Sounds like an album title
All of my quips are quotable
Me with a muffin or cupcake. Crumbs everywhere.
My wife any time she eats anything.
My mom too. In fact I’m going to send this to her and then have an hour conversation about how she doesn’t get it.
I didn’t realize my wife was a bigamist
