I grew up by the sea and seagulls can fuck right off. Ones where I was learned to shit on you and your food from above so you would put it in the bin, then they’d raid the bin and eat the shit covered food.
A near-lifetime around these fuckers gives me some sympathy for this guy. Not a lot, but some.
I grew up with seagulls (well, lake gulls) and they weren’t a bother. Then I visited the actual seaside… I wondered why there weren’t more chip stands serving seagull meat.
It’s been considered by many but unfortunately they are full of tiny bones, lack much meat, and don’t taste great owing to their ongoing diet of garbage, fast food, and their own shit
Fuck seagulls. They are made to piss of humans.
Hilarious…You gotta admit that’s some savage survival skills…hatred yes but maybe some respect.
They may be aggressive flying pests but this guy is a fucking psycho.
Nah seagulls deserve the worst
Bahaha I fully support his actions. Fucking prick seagull fucked around and found out.
as someone who’s had their food stolen by a seagull a few times i once found myself in a fit of petty rage googling “can i kill a seagull” and the answer is no, like legally you cannot, they’re protected birds
Unless… you do it in self-defense
Seagulls: 2,047,7998, Humans: 1
You mean the sky rats??? Fuck em. Get em Brit bong
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I see the fediverse is composed almost entirely of vegetarians. Feeling bad for a winged rat? Honestly? It’s not like this man is just going around killing animals like Baron Trump…
I live in the French equivalent of NYC rat wise and trust me, either my cat or I get rid of the pests quickly.
You’re a gross person
Go talk to your plants, I bet they’re the only ones who tolerate you. 😤
Plants don’t count as living things to you, huh
If you have no empathy for animals just trying to do their thing, that is a good indicator that you’ll lack empathy for people as well.
I understand they’re trying to do their thing, and that’s what happens. He’s not going around torturing birds for his entertainment. And here I’m entirely on the side of humanity, lol, what? I feel bad for the dude, his day was probably ruined.
You’re a fucking crybaby, you fucking crybaby.
If his day is ruined by losing a bit of food, he needs to find someone to talk to about mental health. No one should be that close to the edge of violent response.
He got violently assaulted by a seagull and had a gut reaction with a seagull. I know you wanna equate it semantically to people being problematic with people but, again, unless you’re even more peaceful and selfless than Aang from ATLA, you’re just being emotionally hypocritical. Had he eaten the seagull or composted it to reduce waste, what would the problem be?
I’m sorry. I’ve had gut reactions before. Normal humans will swat or punch things.
It takes thought to grab it by the legs, and slap it on a wall.
But yeah, if it was just some unconscious reaction, then whatever. But in that case, I’m curious why a fuckin ninja is among the regular population.
❤️ I’d like to believe it’s just some maybe brutish/unafraid but otherwise okay fella and not some everyday sociopath, lol.
Feeling bad for a winged rat?
This is no about the seagull, it is about actions of this psycho. Swinging into wall? In front of children? Really?
I assumed the dude grabbed it as it was flying out with the chip and just slammed it quickly without much thought. He might have a horrible day/week, just wanted to have some chippies and this happened. Meh. 🤷
Oh for fuck sake…
Look, I sometimes have a bad day yet I am not walking around smashing skulls.
Bro, it’s not the same and you know it. Equating people and animals only means you have less empathy for people.
I am not equating anything to anything. Smashing skulls because you have a “bad day” is objectively wrong.
Why can’t you just say, “I want this innocent man jailed because I want his life to be hell”. It’s easy buddy
Say what now? 🙄
As an aussie who has had many foods taken by birds including a fucking eagle that stole my burger out of my hands, this is some sociopath shit
I reckon. Birds are fuckin psycho.
seriously. who steals a french fry?
I have absolutely no problem with the death penalty for crimes like this.
Shouldn’t ave pinched me chip, simple as!
Meanwhile perhaps 100s of millions of hens live in small cages in probable misery because we want cheaper eggs.
Just wait until it’s the Ibis.
Those fuckers can steal a chip with range.
Gawd damn boomers… Hahahhahah
Give this man a medal
Jesus fucking Christ, just proofread shit before you post it, so you don’t look like a fucking retarded monkey bashing away at a keyboard.
Me shitposting whilst haters shit their pants and have an aneurism in response
