Turkey’s greatest national project, little known to the world, was painting their English county name on the ground in letters that can be seen from space
Well it wasn’t done by the Turks. Because they are pretty adamant that you spell it as Türkiye even in English.
That’s just the president, most Turks don’t really care either way.
Why did the alien go to Turkey, as opposed to other countries on Earth? I don’t get it, but then again, I don’t get out much.
Thank you. This all makes sense now.
The first time I had a layover in Istanbul, I thought I got on a set of some horror movie. Sow many men with bleeding scalps.
Akshually you can’t do these hair transplants if you are completely bald. Because the operation requires donor hairs the only thing they do is move hairs from a spot with hair to a bald spot.
Unless of course this alien has thick luscious hair on his chest.
So what you’re telling me is the forest on my back might have a purpose after all
No one is saying that
I’m saying that. I’m saying it right now. And I’ll say it again.
I appreciate you
You are beautiful
Too short. Now, but your crotch area…
a warning that follicles retain their characteristics when transplanted.
Perfect
I think the implication is that the guy on our left donated their hair which makes even less sense
Oh yeah now I see it. Well now the alien has to swallow immunosuppressants their entire life otherwise the hairs will fall out.
So it’s easier for someone who had an organ transplant to have a hair transplant since they’re already on immunosuppressants then?
No wait, this could work.
If modern society has shown me anything, humankind will stop at nothing when it comes to advertizing. Imagine how much further we could get the Voyager 1 with a team of marketers attempting to get the word out about Turkish hair transplants.
We could solve the Fermi Paradox in about 10 years lol
I can’t believe turkey painted its English name in massive red letters
They’re advertising their hair transplant business
it’s old English name
I don’t see enough blinding white veneers
We need more of these silly wholesome things, to distract from the usually Lemmy nonsense.
Sometimes they take beard hair to implant on the head
I just shave my pubes and staple them to my head and that’s enough to get a girlfriend, I found. That and a gun. That’s also a vital component to the alchemy, I find.
I am more worried about aliens listening to Turkish rap.
I have gone to several Thankgivings in my life, and yet I’m still losing my hair.
