I used to use the internet, but that’s just a trend. Now I send all my emails by fax. Way more efficient, and better for the environment with all this AI chacosta going on.
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It was six square pounds of cheesepork steak and a rotund helping of smashing pickled potatoes, with a side of malt jezzebees, you sick fiend. That amnesia ish won’t work on the judge.
I just use my phone so I don’t have to use a computer.
Google,can you find me my legal pornographic addictions? Alexa killed herself after I got to fetish number 6c-d. I can’t get enough pleated cankles, I tell ya…
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Political Memes@lemmy.world•Second commandment idol worship
1·23 hours agoListen, I got plenty of toes. I have my sister’s feet, afterall. They’re in a glass jar on my desk.
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1·24 hours agoNah, I’ve written a book before. Rewriting to give full story of the cult instead of it being a side story.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1hJCrnZYVSVLgXRN26A7pQ1JhN35FkBDNzHfTVH3a4uQ/edit?usp=drivesdk
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1·1 day agoNothing is ever have not always will wont not can’t ever goid enough. Never good e he dead now. But he me? Am I good enough to be veM who is that i don’t know anything here lying to me. The poison is there. He knows what he’s doing l more always more than before we are we are the touched by an angel Angela remove me firmly from stochastic remarks in the mainframe b cones c runs ruse of run. Slope. Nope. I die now. Not. Y’see whst works in heinmerfel? NOT FUCKING THIS!
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1·1 day agoI have, mostly. I am a skilled righter and performance artist with an educational art project where I teach philosophy, spirituality, and mental health skills to help people heal n self-actualize. Basically, I be retarded and people read my stuff. The SLS is Vince’s similar project that I learned how to do this. But I’m mostly sober now. Just skilled, though occasionally I do DXM still, because it does this:
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memes@lemmy.world•Master makes me keep it on they're watching
1·1 day agoMy clothes, I mean. I gotta post with my clothes on or else I get the hose again
I see sin yes kum did despurge me ass I no what I do what I will what I won’t, which is what wasn’t to ve.
I eat teeth. Don’t snoke then. That not what teeth for. Eat teth. That how the bite make itself to ve seeb the other way. Sideways, obviously.
Hey, imagine what month they would have pick3d if he was a black dwarf
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1·2 days agoI am schizoaffective and have the brain of a demented gopher and I can barely figure out whst to do to take care of my life partner while his brain shits the bed too. I are do good but it doo goober master say all the time so I go in from what Rusterd say and Byoomth is master most but they are teach be own master so dog rise to fun ride on Friday night. Sunday, too! Saturday i jave cult, obviously. We eat them.
Listen:
I are juggler. I are be good. No im not Arby’s I just faked schizophrenia to get outta ROTC im not actually crazy they just make me TOTALLY PRETEND to be a d-tier sex crimibal for my own prejuduxiak jux aew you there is hear you but I am schizoaffective juggler playing dumb authentic autobiographical character as I am SUPER SMRT and figure out reality. My butt itches. Real counterintelligenterman, yea? But I are abd will always be a super gigachad woman. Blueberry just spoke me. Says my chart is alive. Where do raspberry come. Therein always raspbert. But I love incest role play. Like REAL BIG feet too! I liker smells. Always puts the lotion on! Beats i do! Im sorry mom. She was sexy once! Jugglering I do now! Best balls. Sweet succulant skin balls og shit that’s actually a good inversal, having silence of the lamb ftm OH KUM JUST SAY FAMILY! Cult. I make show. It will be educational AND illegal!
Jokes on you, I cost taxes!
I am the sigma of sigmas. I am a juggler, I have a sex cult, and I can do both or either one or neither at will.
One order of magnitude difference is what can make the wettest thing appear dry. What is disastrous to us as it is happening will wreck us at what is achievable at our current development and knowledge, but we are not going to be at that level of development and knowledge when it arises to disrupt the system at consequential effect. Every major climate disaster is met and reversed as it is deemed by the network to push us off course. And some people don’t understand that we do have capable people making these decisions, it’s just that we live in a police state and it’s the default to have the corrupt people of corrupt countries be offered this n that and told all sorts of stuff, so obviously Epstein was a cop and alive, but I’m obviously real counterintelligent, so don’t bother paying attention to the man behind the curtain. He is upset his model train was stepped on.

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Political Memes@lemmy.world•Second commandment idol worship
5·3 days agoTrust me bro, this flesh alchemy gig pays out after four or five years. Sure, at first, every chick runs away from you when you approach them offering the giblets of a jammed duckling, but once you smoke a few pounds of Benadryl, you start pulling it off, in the same way just whipping it out will land you a date 1/10 times, assuming you are fast or can afford the out-of-court settlements for the 3/10 times they threaten to call the cops. But this gets you the really freaky bitches that would also be the ideal mother of your child who will teach them the occult and have them transcend physicality entirely by middle school. I highly recommend, and I don’t even miss my one toe. It’s like childhood all over again, but with less bleeding on Christmas, at least in my case.
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Well, end it!