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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 days ago

If you are too young you really missed out being able to do this

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If you are too young you really missed out being able to do this

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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 days ago
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  • SassyRamen@lemmy.world
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    The payphone is by the school lockers. That brings back memories 👴🏼

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    I had one of those Nokia candybar phones back in the late 90s early 2000s. nothing was more therapeutic than just chucking the phone across the parking lot at mach 1. walking over to the pieces, assembling it, and going on with your day.

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    Someone could make an app that detects a slam and hangs up the phone, then also sell a padded slam-receiver to replicate the experience. Or just use a pillow.

    Edit: Found one. Unfortunately it no longer seems to be installable, probably because Google keeps fucking over independent app devs with new requirements. Source is here in case someone wants to see if they can build it.

    • clutchtwopointzero@lemmy.world
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      exactly this

  • Deflated0ne@lemmy.world
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    How’s your knees feeling OP?

  • Phoenix3875@lemmy.world
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    Or you can just simply slap your face. It has a similar sound effect.

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    Now if they’re really mad in a movie you see someone yeet their $800 phone. They lost the middle ground of slamming or throwing a $50 corded phone out the window. Now there’s only the nuclear option.

    • sugarboydede@lemm.ee
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      Hello there

  • Karjalan@lemmy.world
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    Maybe this is why articles are always saying “So and so SLAMS Such and such”. Nostalgia

    • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
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      I think that comes from pro wrestling.

  • Sir_Premiumhengst@lemmy.world
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    It’s an inanimate fucking object!

    https://youtu.be/9x-iZGnsLOU

    • Mickey7@lemmy.worldOP
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      Love the video

  • Dr. Moose@lemmy.world
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    Would you hear the slam in the other end?

    • bramkaandorp@lemmy.world
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      The beginning, in some cases.

    • Mickey7@lemmy.worldOP
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      Yes you definitely would

  • Landless2029@lemmy.world
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    There’s a market for that.

    https://a.co/d/4k1KBf4

    • Mickey7@lemmy.worldOP
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      I like this. I can slam it down without breaking my cell phone

      • Landless2029@lemmy.world
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        People slam game controllers and replace them all the time. Same would go for this handset. Might even find a “retro” one that’s sturdier. You could murder one with those old school ones.

  • Reygle@lemmy.world
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    It was glorious when we could all do this

  • maki@lemm.ee
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    So sexy

  • Shardikprime@lemmy.world
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    Man imagine the privilege.

    There are whole third world countries that still NEED to use these types of phones LMAO 🤣

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