I was joking, though. There are actually people who wear sandwich boards with religious messages on them, specifically to fulfil the call to proselytise.

They often stand near shops.

I almost respect people who really try to talk to me more for actually fulfilling the spirit of it, rather than the letter.

It’s a bit like being told to go out into the world and tell everyone about your religion, and you do it by taping a cardboard sheet to your front and back with “Jesus is Lord” written on it.

The beginning, in some cases.