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stumu415@lemmy.zip to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 12 days ago

Pete Hegseth quotes fake Pulp Fiction Bible verse during Pentagon sermon

www.9news.com.au

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Pete Hegseth quotes fake Pulp Fiction Bible verse during Pentagon sermon

www.9news.com.au

stumu415@lemmy.zip to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 12 days ago
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  • eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Yup this is the religion that people take so seriously that they get to decide what you get to read.

    Enough deference to this phoney ass religion and it’s phoney ass followers.

  • stumu415@lemmy.zipOP
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    It’s like every day something about this regime comes out that simply defies believe. The stupidity is just mind blowing.

    • tal@lemmy.today
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      https://people.com/jd-vance-heckled-says-pope-leo-should-be-careful-talking-theology-amid-donald-trump-conflict-11950188

      While speaking at the event on Tuesday, April 14, Vance, 41, who converted to Catholicism as an adult, insisted that the first American pope should “be careful when he talks about matters of theology.”

      I don’t feel like the current cabinet would be strongly-positioned for a theological dispute with the Pope.

      • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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        Some convert joins up, and starts dissing the Pope? Just excommunicate this loser, and ban him from Heaven. Surely the Pope has that kind of power.

    • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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      MAGA is virtuosically incompetent. Ultimately, that’s what will save America. Unfortunately, they’re doing a lot of damage along the way.

      • tabarnaski@sh.itjust.works
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        Never underestimate the destructive power of stupidity.

  • GalacticSushi@piefed.blahaj.zone
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    I convinced him that it was real and he should use it. I got added to the Iran war signal chat by accident earlier this week, don’t think he’s noticed I’m not supposed to be included. To be fair, he’s usually pretty lit.

    • catdog@lemmy.ml
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      There’s so much madness going on, I already forgot about this particular fuckup.

      • Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        IMO you could make a whole successful channel just telling what insane thing trump said exactly one year ago.

        Or a month ago, same thing basically.

    • inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world
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      he’s usually pretty lit

      😏

    • RobotToaster@mander.xyz
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      With all the fuckups recently, a random lemming getting added to a white house war crime chat wouldn’t even surprise me at this point.

  • lechekaflan@lemmy.world
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    He should fucking know what happens to fucking Nazis in Tarantino’s universe…

    • Diplomjodler@lemmy.world
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      Yeah, about that…

      Do you guys think you could get on with it?

      • P03 Locke@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        And who’s you guys?

        • Diplomjodler@lemmy.world
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          Americans

    • Bloomcole@lemmy.world
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      Tarantino’s universe yes.
      In his reality he supports zionist fascists

    • sem@piefed.blahaj.zone
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      BJ Novak?

      • XeroxCool@lemmy.world
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        Yes

      • LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        You can’t say BJ on the Internet.

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    Politicians give sermons, preachers give political speeches, charlatans give medical advice. I am honestly disappointed that the head of NASA is not a flat-earther.

    • MousePotatoDoesStuff@lemmy.world
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      We need MDs to start giving tarot advice or something to close the circle.

      • KokoSabreScruffy@lemmy.world
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        Just use 8ball

        • bitjunkie@lemmy.world
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          RFK is one step ahead of you there

        • Spacehooks@reddthat.com
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          AI?

    • smeenz@lemmy.nz
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      … yet

    • Peppycito@sh.itjust.works
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      They can’t have anyone incompetent in that seat, space is how they plan to grift the next trillion dollars.

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    I know he’s stupid and a drunk, but I don’t believe for a moment he thought there was a biblical verse about aviators. They were obviously repurposing the Pulp Fiction quote for this particular pilot and his unit.

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      Right. That matches his persona perfectly.

      I bet when he was around black people in social settings as a younger person he brought up Samuel Jackson to relate.

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        “I’m a big Samuel Jackson fan!”

        “Okay, that’s nice…”

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      Indeed. He thinks he was being badass.

      • Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        It’s crazy how weak you look when you do things that you think will make you look badass. Like elon in a leather jacket trying to smoke a cigar. Can’t find weaker charisma ever.

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      I think the issue was mixing in non-bible material, without disclosing it, during a sermon.

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        He should not be holding a sermon in the first place. That is the main issue. It is rather inconsequential if the goobledegook he says differs from regular sermon goobledegook.

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          He should not be holding a sermon in the first place.

          I agree.

          That is the main issue.

          I guess?

          It is rather inconsequential if the goobledegook he says differs from regular sermon goobledegook.

          No, I don’t think so. It matters whether he is sincere or just a grifter.

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    Good lord that is cringe.

  • melsaskca@lemmy.ca
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    “Thou shalt not vote democratic!” “And the Lord sayeth unto the American soldiers, Come Fourth! But they came fifth and lost the race”.

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    Chefs kiss.

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    I wish Samuel Jackson would appear and recite that quote to him

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    You cannot make this shit Up…wow

    • Patrikvo@lemmy.zip
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      We can’t, but LLMs can!

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    Fake bible verse from a total fake - surprised?

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    Any day now someone is gonna quote Austin 3:16 - in the most ridiculous manner possible

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    Pentagon… sermon 🤔

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      Gentleman, no fighting in the war room!

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    “And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to capture and destroy my brother…”

    He really really wants to be the whitest black man in America.

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