What action can they take?

Needs more bald eagles.

Nah those buildings just uh all fell down by themselves . Total coincidence.

I doubt it. Kegsbreath will just fire everyone involved in the investigation

Those diapers aren’t going to change themselves, you know.

Many many very important people are saying that you have the sharpest stick of butter ever created.

Your Mexican uber driver ?

You forgot the middle step, vote for republicans to perpetutate the situation, and then die.

Trump has already released all sorts of fake photos, and as with his words, it doesn’t matter if it’s true or not, the purpose is only to influence or fool the target audience for just long enough for them to dismiss reality.

As if AI can’t do that already. Nobody on either side will believe anything offered as evidence, because it’s just so easy to fake. He’ll never suffer any consequences for his lifetime of criminality and lies.

All aboard the boarding ship! So exciting! You won’t be bored

A boarder is someone who lives in your house. A border is what separates countries.

Discovering fire was a mistake. Making rocks think was a disaster.

I actually miss Encarta. It was obviously killed by Google earth/maps but it was one of the only maps that allowed you to search for a river and it would highlight the entire thing from source to mouth , which google has never done. It was a nice feature that let you see just how big a given tributary system really was, and it put things like the Danube into perspective

I just have a fortnightly recurring entry in my calendar for the recycling bin.

Videos are so easy to fake these days that nobody would believe it even if he did release one.

The right would denounce it immediately as fake news from trump haters

The left would say hang on, slow down, there are some weird artefacts here…this could be a false flag fake video to incite violence so that trump has an excuse to deploy more troops on election day.

The only thing he knows is projection

Is it really made of oysters ?

Trumplethinskin is too stupid to understand any of that . He desperately wants to to be the one to trigger a spectacular overreaction and turn another country into glass.

#smallcarrotproblems

There’s always the mass-extinction asteroid option to look forward to.