lulz
I’m so nervous, what if he’s okay?
10/10
I’m at Walter Reed feeling fine thanks everyone.
lulz
I dunno, my interest in this subject has been very high for years and years.
Not so fun but interesting fact. The folks peddling this thing also desecrated human corpses, can’t remember if this is one of them or if this one just used animal remains. If it’s just the animal it’s neet if not then it’s from a pillaged native site.
Die, you horrible fucker.
1,000 times this. Rot in hell.
I pray he doesn’t. I pray he suffers a debilitating stroke, that he wastes away in a chair, refusing to step down or stop taking press conferences. I pray he suffers tremors, and delirium, slurred and broken speech, visibly decaying.
I want his followers to see him as the pathetic husk that he is. I want him to live decades in that chair, I want him to have endless trials in that chair. Death is the easy way out.
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Charlie Kirk is absolutely still talked about by the right, and it absolutely has undertones of martyrdom.
It’s not about justice, it’s about breaking the spell. It’s about destroying the ridiculous, yet widespread, picture of him as a charismatic strongman. If he just dies, his devotees can hold onto that image, and carry the enthusiasm to the next one. If he withers away pathetically over years, the magic of the movement leaks away, and the cult may awkwardly wither with him.
But more importantly, the people behind him pulling the strings will be able to get away with much worse if obedient JD fills his seat. The saving grace of Trump’s incompetence is his tendency to screw up the plan given by his puppeteers. His buffoonery is currently the most effective factor in slowing Project 2025.
it absolutely has undertones of martyrdom
Some, such as his grifter wife, are pushing that narrative hard, but mainly he’s just not being discussed as much. For many others on the right, his znti-zionism runs against their desired narrative (even if it was coming from antisemitism rather than from basic human decency).
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I think the consequences of Trump dying are worse than the consequences of him living. As I said, the next in line would likely make fewer mistakes in implementing terrible policy. His administration has control for the next 2+ years either way, he does more damage to their platform through his incompetence than his replacement would.
Fingers crossed.
big party?
The biglyest!
No one’s ever seen a party like this.
Folks are saying it’s going to be the best party. I think it’s going to be beautiful.
I’ll bring the fucking hamburders and Mcnuggets!
You probably wouldn’t expect someone to read this pronounced like “Biggel yeast,” but I did exactly that!
Last one we’ll put his name on
Yuge!
There’s way too much hidden plumbing for that. I wouldn’t trust that the piss is actually staying at the grave. It should just be a gravel pit with PVC pipe that goes straight down into the ground, with a funnel on the end for people to piss into. Could even have two different height funnels (one near the ground for the squatters, and one raised a few feet for the standers) so it is fully inclusive. Anything more elaborate would be a waste of taxpayer money.
I dunno, I think the pipe would get blocked by people shitting into it.
There’s no obvious place to shit.
DIE, YOU FUCK, DIE!!!
Can we have him live and ship him off to The Hague? I’d much rather see him in cuffs and also avoid Vance becoming president automatically
Vance doesn’t have the cult behind him and certainly wouldn’t be daily headlines like Donald.
He’s way smarter though, at least rhetorically to the median electorate as a psychopath anyway. We all thought the same of Trump back in 2015 too.
When the billionaires make their pivot, and you can tell they’re already setting up the chess pieces for a post-Trump era, watch how suddenly they promote Vance or some other shithead
Smarter than Trump isn’t exactly a high bar. Without the threat of the redhats behind him, he’ll be toothless. If just billionaire backing was enough the republicans would have been god emperors of the earth forty years ago.
I think red hats will follow whatever bait billionaires dangle in front of them. It only takes a little meeting among the puppeteers to decide whom to start promoting, and then they’ll all fall in line like good little pawns. They fall for it every single time, this much I know. If they can fall for Bush Jr., for Trump, then the next person will be no different. In fact, they’ll just go, “You guys said Trump was a clown with the bronzer! Look how refined and sophisticated JD Vance is! He’s even a pretty good debater and just speaks facts that you don’t like!”
You vastly underestimate the hold Trump has over them. No one could take his place for them. They’re the ones voting only Trump the last election.
When the billionaires make their pivot, and you can tell they’re already setting up the chess pieces for a post-Trump era
Vance is already Theil’s puppet. Has been since before he was nominated to run with Trump.
No. I hope he lives until 2027 and J. D. Vance’s vice presidential pick has to be confirmed by a Democratic Senate.
No. It’d be better to have him die before the midterms and have vance replace him just before Vance is tossed. The sooner he’s dead, the better.
He can do a lot of damage between now and then
Shouldn’t there be two guys behind Mitch’s corpse, too?
It’s all dead people puppets.
Been like this most of the last year. Trump has moderate dementia.
It would be the most popular thing he ever did.
Hell, even I’d support him on this one.
FACT
Dear Lord Jesus, it’s been many years since I prayed. Give me this one thing and we can work something out. Over and out.
Huge Kratos energy over here. “ARES!!! Destroy my enemies and my life is yours!”
Honestly outside of being tricking into killing your wife and child it could be a worse deal
Yeah side from the worst thing a man can imagine, it’s no problem.
Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that two stood against many. That’s what’s important. Valor pleases you, Crom, so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!
“What if Trump dies on my birthday?” -literally my girlfriend this morning
🌬️🕯️
I’m amazed the fat cunt has survived this long. He’s literally been rotting for months but like a really stubborn nugget of shit in my bum hairs, he still managed to cling on.
He’s a turd that just won’t flush.
The turd that hangs on and continually sexually assaults you.
Given the quality of this timeline I expect something superficially exciting will happen, and then President Vance will call for a time of unification and healing, and of respect for the separation of powers. After ending the war he disbands ICE and starts rolling back some of the most bigoted trump shit while keeping his “race: political” wife front and center. He does all that opportunistic shit to build his wholesome public image, and it works with many people who barely pay attention or just want things to look normal.
And then in the background the transfer of wealth continues to accelerate in the wrong direction while the surveillance state grows unchecked and the Supreme Court helps it along as planned.
Vance isn’t clever enough to manage that level of subterfuge.
But he is slimy enough to try.
I’m surprised they didn’t start the rumor yesterday , then when he came back tomorrow it would feed in to his Messiah complex
The White House also issued what is known as a ‘lid’ on Saturday, a notification to the press pool indicating the president would not be making any public appearances for the remainder of the day. Krassenstein noted that a lid at 11 am was unusual for Trump, adding that the president had not travelled to Mar-a-Lago as he typically does at weekends. A separate, unverified post on Bluesky from an anonymous user claimed that a major road near the hospital had been blocked off and that an emergency meeting was underway at the White House. Neither claim has been independently verified.
Don’t you do that! Don’t you give me hope!
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