Wait… Are we all rooting for Iran now?

It’s possible to want both “sides” to lose
“Did you ever consider that I wanted both sides to lose?”
– Bilbo Baggins Lord of War
In fact, it’s inevitable. How could either side win anything from this? Unfortunately, the individual who desperately needs to lose will almost certainly face no consequences, as always.
Yes
The enemy of my enemy…
Why wouldn’t we?
I’m rooting for not Trump, just like when I vote.
I’m rooting for the side I know will win, which is AIPAC. They control members of both parties.
But why would you want them to win?
I don’t want them to win, but I know they will win.
Just like how I didn’t want Trump to win but knew he would win.
You root for the side you want to win, not who you think will win.
We’re rooting for the straits on Hormuz to reopen and whatever other chaos is rocking the oil markets to stop. Economic damage, especially on this scale, ends up in people dying from all sorts of causes in the US as well.
I don’t particularly care if we get a little more egg on our face if it means pulling up out of this tailspin.
Polymarket is still rooting for the strange rash.
Let them fight.
The disgusting child murdering pedofile lives here

Conveniently right on the coast, no need to go far inland!
It’d be like Iron Man 3, but waaaay easier. Y’know hypothetically…
Don’t give in to the threats, Dear Leader, be out in the open as publicly and vulnerably as possible. If you show fear instead of living your life as normal then the terrorists winTM! You should definitely take zero precautions against these threats, you certainly won’t regret taking zero precautions against these threats.
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I miss this show
You can find 4 to 10 hour videos of it on youtube. At least it’s not gone and forgotten.
Right you are, Ken.
the resolution doesn’t hold up… Guy LaDouche. Kenny Blankenship… The Captain… ah, great show!
Trump is 100000000000000% more likely to die from eating yet another McBurger in the next 24hrs than he’s to be assassinated by the Islamic Regime from now to the end of his natural lifespan.
Also, to people who’d view that as a positive because hurr durr Trump (I get it): that would lead to President Vance with a mandate to wage a war of revenge. The whole political discussion would suddenly shift from all the damage that Trump has done to USA, to destroying Iran, with a high possibility of giving more strength to republicans.I see it claimed that Vance would be worse a lot, but he doesn’t even remotely have what it takes to be a cult leader, which is all the GOP is now. The power vacuum could only be a good thing.
I do agree with you that Vance is a buffoon, but underestimating people like him is exactly how we got Trump in the first place. People just assumed he was doing it as a goof and had no real chance of winning and then he won. Twice.
It’s entirely possible that when Trump dies or if he leaves office (it is really depressing that I have to say if there) the GOP will just pick Vance to take his place. We know the Republican base will gobble up whatever garbage is shoved down their throats so it’s really not that hard to believe.
I could certainly see Vance being worse in certain areas. But not as broadly bad.
The point Iran is making is that a war does not need billions of dollars of munitions to turn. They can do a lot of damage economically. This world would have been a 20x better place if some kid just aimed 2 inches to the right.
I don’t think causus belli works like that in the modern day, and we haven’t cared about legal mandates for war in the US for like 50 years.
Vance probably won’t have a political mandate for continued war because a historically unpopular and getting more so by the moment president was killed in retaliation for a war he started.
I am not so sure. Trump is an idiot and ignores people’s advice because he thinks hes a genius, so I could see Iranian cells in america coming up with a viable assassination plot. Especially since they are not against kamikazee typed assassinations.
viable assassination plot
a young, attractive woman
I want to buy a telescoping flag pole. Forget half mast, I want to be able to fly flags at double mast when someone particularly wicked dies.
The flags will be brought down and then replaced with the traditional “Yippie” flag on the day of his death.
… That’s a veiled threat, huh?
Lol would be so funny if they fucked up his golf courses
This sounds like something Trump would say, actually.
Veiled threat? We’re unilaterally carpet bombing them! OP how do you accommodate this kind of propaganda in your media diet? I could never tolerate it.
I’m suddenly very pro-Iran. 👀
Trump is just a sock of shame for the ruling elites, and could be easily discarded, were it not for his distasteful utility.
Dear God somebody needs to take him out. So far it’s been all the Republicans taking shots at him and fucking showing up on his properties with guns. They need some backup.
Hey Fates, are you listening? Can we just make the Caesar metaphor completely on the hose and have him be stabbed to death by a group of Republican Senators?
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I know it’s wildly put of the realm of possibility, but just imagine…
Not even out of the realm of possibility. He disintegrated khamenei and kidnapped maduro. Who’s stopping any country from doing that to him?
Can we crowd fund an assassin?













