She’s impressed by your maximum-strength bowels.
As she should be.
I remember seeing a stunningly beautiful woman at the grocery store, and I looked in my cart and saw lactose-free milk, lactose-free probiotic yogurt, and ultra-soothing toilet paper. I’m sure she was impressed.
“The faster you shit the more you can eat”
Then wink.
I mean… that’s just science. Spittin fax!
That’s not all you’re spittin
It’s not like I had a chance anyway.
I went to the dermatologist to have my grundle checked out once and of course they had some hot young college student in there shadowing. Wtf lol
You’re doing a good thing by saying yes whenever they ask if you are okay having a student or fellow observe. Especially for those awkward visits, like a rash on your genitals or a colonoscopy. Those are our future doctors!
My friend had that at the proctologist
I went in to get checked for hemorrhoids when I was like 22 (spoiler alert, I did not have them). There were two college students shadowing the doctor. I was asked if I was ok with them being there. My answer was a firm “No, doctor, I would prefer that these two women my age do not see my butthole today, thank you very much”
And that’s okay! Someday you may be asked again and be more comfortable with it in that situation.
“…and some prescription XS condomns please”
if you think you can get maxx strength diarrhea medication OTC you are sorely mistaken
I learned from my doctor about 2mos back that Loperamide(immodium) is fairly strong stuff. I had to get a Rx for something similar that could be taken multiple times a day where as immodium can only be taken like twice a week unless things are severe.
i’m sorry, it’s a 2mg pill. with respect, i know people who were on approximately the equivalent of at least 100x that dose. daily. i find it difficult to think of it as “the strong stuff”.
damn, your friends are big poopin
were. but y’know.
Pouring one out for the incontinent homies
thanky. they’re gone but not forgotten.
Well that’s why you also buy a pack of monster condoms for your magnum dong.
Just like good ol’ Mantis Tobaggan, MD.
Put out the vibe anyway. Baller as fuck.
Just tell her it’s for your boyfriend.
Inevitably? So you’re there for that reason really often?
3x per day for the past 17 years. (I have chronic IBS)
I have had Crohn’s for 22 years. I am now on medication that has it controlled, it’s wild. But I feel like I don’t have the bowel strength for formed poops anymore! It’s pretty exhausting going once a day. It’s a whole event. Like a sloth.
I’ve gotten a stomach bug for the first time in a decade. I’ve been eating bananas like Donkey Kong just to get my stool to resemble Humpty Dumpty.
She’s into scat so you’re in luck.
“Scat-ba-da-ba-bap diddly-bop-bah-bah!”
Damn, Satan!
She’s just there to do her job.
What maxing are we talking about? Starting or stopping?
Diarrhea runs in the family.
