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abobla@lemm.ee to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months ago

Woman divorces husband after ChatGPT reads his coffee grounds and predicts affair

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Woman divorces husband after ChatGPT reads his coffee grounds and predicts affair

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abobla@lemm.ee to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months ago
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Rather than using ChatGPT's image skills to create Studio Ghibli-style pictures, a Greek woman decided to experiment with the trend of AI tasseography – a form of...
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    good for him

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      Absolutely, either this story is made up, or that woman is insane.

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        …

        I mean, have you never met religious people before??!!

        “If you ever masturbate, my imaginary friend will set you on fire forever!”

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        No need to be insane, a lot of people fell for the whole Goop “natural healing” bullshit

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      when my crazy ex left me, in retrospect, she made me a favor

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    I wonder if modern stupid is funnier than ancient stupid

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      Some things never change.

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    Good for him.

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    Technomancy

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      Shadowrun is now, old man

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        Shadowrun is old now, man

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        sad omae noises

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    I mean at this point, shame on him for marrying someone like that to begin with

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    My ex-wife used tarot cards to justify cheating on me, and then leaving me.

    I didn’t even know she had tarot cards.

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    I admire the creativity of idiots. They come up with fresh stupid ideas each and every day.

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    Stupid people deserve to be alone, and the guy dodged a bullet

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    Given the average answers I get from AI, i dare to bet he won’t even begin an affair if naked woman start throwing themselves at him.

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      Technically, he has to be in a committed relationship to have an affair anyway.

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    AI tasseography – a form of divination that interprets shapes left by tea leaves (or sometimes coffee grounds or wine sediment) after a cup is drunk.

    So. Instead of just, idk, feeding ChatGPT all known details of the SO and maybe a dump of their messages or whatever and actually have a chance of it giving you a proper answer…they… just gave it a pic of a drunk coffee cup‽ Wtf is wrong with people

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      Even then ChatGPT would just give you an answer based on the wording of how you asked the question to try and agree with you.

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    It seems that the woman has a penchant for believing mystical guidance. “A few years ago, she visited an astrologer and it took a whole year for her to accept that none of it was real,” the husband said.

    That should’ve been the first clue. I can date someone who engages in fantasy for a bit, but if they never come back to reality then just put the relationship down humanely.

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    This why I stay away from astrology girls.

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    Well it technically did, only due to the fact he had an absolute idiot wife.

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    Honey, how about a nice hot cup of Minority Report?

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