“Satan! Baby I am so hard right now!”
Heeeeey, reeelaaaax guy!
Wait, how did Saddam Hussein get into heaven?
He couldn’t stay in hell, after he broke up with satan.
Oh yeah, that makes sense. Hopefully Satan finds a better partner who deserves him.
Yeah, uh… He ended up with Trump. They’re having a butt-baby.
Hey! You changed your pfp! Lmao
That fucker would be nowhere near heaven, let’s be real.
Yes he would. Hell is where the cool kids go. Are you asserting saddam is cool enough to hang out with genghis khan, liberace and Satan? I think not.
Not to the final circle, no. But somewhere on top with all the petty criminals, yes.
He could have prayed to Jesus right before dying, though! As long as he really means it
Sorry, I don’t make the goofy ass heaven rules, take it up with the magic bird
I can’t unhear South Park Saddams Voice
“Relax guy”
The US supported Saddam Hussein and put him in power- until they got tired of him, then they waged a war and lied about WMD (remember “underground mobile bunkers anyone?) then they found him hiding in a hole in the ground and just killed him. The US is a terrorist state. Love to see the US trillion dollar debt payments go intergalactic in scale. Can’t wait to see it fail even more as a country.
Please be advised that the dollar failing is inevitable, and entire US financial system is based on DEBT with one inevitable conclusion. World financial system, really, with tentacles everywhere on Earth.
The collapse is when they can purchase more land/assets at bottom dollar. Rinse and repeat since 1911
Yours Truly,
A conglomeration of international banking interests around since the 1800s (look at Deutsche Bank, for example, or JP Morgan)
“Saddam Hussein in heaven” 🧐
This IS the BAD PLACE! 😱
Bees! Bees! Bees!
Also Saddam watching someone make a meme with that line break:
Watching the us abomb iran, did mario write this?
In heaven ? Seriously ?
Maybe he accepted Jesus right at the end.
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he confessed his sins before death
Have you heard of the doctrine of universal reconciliation?
Did realize the US was dropping atomic bombs over there.
Hey now, we still might bomb Iraq too. At least one of the regime mouthpieces fudged and said Iraq instead of Iran already, so to prevent that from looking stupid, we will also bomb Iraq.
But. The tubes!
If an advanced civilization in the future figures out a way to scan the minds of all sentient beings and put them in an afterlife simulation, then it’ll probably work like The Good Place after they fixed the issues with the system, and this guy would absolutely still be stuck in the purgatories, not yet a better person.
