At a former job many years ago, we had an employee get super mad at his PC. He left and returned a short time later with a revolver that he unloaded on said PC. All six shots missed the critical components and it was still running despite the new cooling. Cops hauled him away whilst still frothing at the mouth about his PC.
Like Homer looking for the “Any” key.
Was that employee Elvis?
Uh-huh
Ghost in the shell? Meet 5.56x45 in the shell.
Looks a bit like Scully lol
Because it is
Not even a joke, I went to a military simulation event dressed as this woman, equipped with an airsoft m16. I shaved for the first time in 10 years, wore a wig, and a gray suit/dress that I had thrifted. I was " Barb from Accounting".
i see the watermark but is this actually a generated image? I’m normally good at being able to tell. this image feels fine to me though? like the reflections on the light switch cover and on the picture frame feel natural. the keyboard looks correct. i guess the vents on the slightly stubbly crt are a bit wonky and the calendar can’t decide between 1998 and 1958 lol
The lighting on the gun is completely mismatched from the image and tipped me off pretty quick.
is it though? looks like it’s reflecting the camera flash to me
There’s a friggin’ drop shadow on her arm and the gun as if somebody made this in Microsoft Word. The shadow falling across the corner of the computer tower wouldn’t line up with the part on the wall and bookshelf like that, not to mention the edge of the door frame.
Check out the noise on the computer screen which magically disappears over the dialog box. Gotta say though, lighting and everything else looks dead on, just the details.
yeah i agree that the computer screen doesn’t make sense. but like it’s not a dead giveaway imo. like if this picture was organic, maybe these people chose an image that didn’t make technical sense because it wasn’t too important for the photos composition. you know what i mean? like this is scary close to being indistinguishable from some old photograph and i hate it :p
Just the thumbnail and I wouldn’t even question it. Scary times.
SIGKILL
92% sure thats a Beretta 92 FS, possibly the compact variant, but very good pun either way!
Maybe we can cause a causality loop if someone shops it into a Sig P226.
Def not a sig, pretty sure you’re dead on. I wasn’t even making that pun, tbh. Wish I had, it’s a good one lol
I am a nerd of many realms lol, your pun actually made me go check, ‘wait, is that a Sig?’, haha!
This, of course, does nothing to resolve a hung task because the computer is off to the side.
I wasn’t “fooled by AI” but simply gooning the Inox Beretta 92 compact.
With the jank-ass safety lever and the top grip screw in the wrong place?
Don’t worry, I have a worse one you can look at. Here you go.
run,
RUN AS A MOTHA FCKN GANGSTA.
I had that sweatshirt, desk, bookshelf, PC case, and ceiling light. I didn’t have the gun or I’d be freaking out.
I did this to epic on my charge nurses computer last night and she thought it was magic. I’ve made it clear that I will provide these and many other services to the charge nurse as long as I don’t ever have to actually do it personally (I don’t want to have to explain to other adults what their job is). Thus the balance is maintained.
Is this some kind of
rm -rf /hostage situation?Yeah, still in the
sudostage.And no trigger discipline at all on that sudo. That’s criminal negligence. Very Baldwin-inspired.
I’m the cloud infrastructure business we like to call that the 9mm test. It’s quite effective.
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The calendar and photos in the frames are slightly garbled
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Not how March was in 1998 or 1999. Also the shadow leading from the firearm along the arm is also bogus.
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It has too much jpeg on the year numbers imo compared to the month name, March is clear but the year looks like 1/958
You may not exit the simulation until you have completed your primary task.
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I would like to think that the timeline we are currently in would have been terminated had she pulled the trigger.
someone told her about chatgpt
