A Lemmy user’s worst nightmare. Somebody finding out what porn they’ve been looking at. Progressive in so many ways except when it comes to porn.
I’m into the dirty shit, windowsporn
Wait, aren’t we all seeing the piss videos? I thought that was mainstream nowadays.
Unfortunately, it is. I can’t even watch a normal 13-on-1 anal incest stepmom neighbor rent payment arrested for shoplifting gangbang without everyone pissing on each other. It’s disgusting.
And guys, y’all need to hydrate.
My porn has to be drawn because it is impossible in reality.
What about 3D renders and animations? 😏
Phew, I’m glad she didn’t find my “dragons fucking cars” folder!
I’m more worried about my “cars fucking dragons” folder.
what about cars with ahageo faces?
Eh, that’s already set to public
is that tom scott
Yes, he quit youtube to do porn.
wait…what?!
It’s a joke
😒 got me excited for nothing.
Title of your sex tape.
My wife caught me looking at porn just once. Her response was “You know, we’re married and we could just do that.”
Porn was more a habit at that point than I realized.
“Yeah, but can you look like her?”
To be fair, she could not. She could only look better.
Famous last words.
Not bondage. Shibari. I just like knots!
Knotty
Am I the only one who has never been caught yet by their parents?
Huh, I thought they were partners. I guess the comic could be interpreted either way.
Now that you say yeah they can be partners too
Porn: sneeze
I do onsite IT support for individuals/small businesses. I have a couple of oldish laptops I use as loaners in case I have to take a machine toy shop.
They both have a folder on the desktop called “porn with zebras”, which contains a single, blank txy file named “hahaha you looked”
“Found your zebra porn. I added to the collection.”
