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RmDebArc_5@feddit.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

the wok agenda

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the wok agenda

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RmDebArc_5@feddit.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago
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  • Smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works
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    2 months ago

    It’s funny because he’s dead.

    • Warl0k3@lemmy.world
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      God, it really is.

      • Bio bronk@lemmy.world
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        1.4tb grindr, he’s enjoying hell

        • Reygle@lemmy.world
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          But not for “using Grindr”, it’s for being a piece of shit.

    • West_of_West@piefed.social
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      It could be worse, he could be alive

      • rabber@lemmy.ca
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        He was somehow less annoying when he was alive

        • mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca
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          nah, he’s already mostly forgotten about in my media circles

          when he was alive, I probably heard his voice or saw his face at least every other week. now most of the references I see are just memes about the manner of his death

          • Damorte@lemmy.world
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            I never even heard of him before he got popped, looked him up because media was blowing up about him. And all I could find was that he was a spokesperson for bigoted mysogonist fascist, and I’m like “ok nice, yeah shoot more of those please”.

      • MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca
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        2 months ago

        Fair point.

    • Fedizen@lemmy.world
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      😎

  • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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    What the tits, 1.4TB?

    Also UwU

    • ieatpwns@lemmy.world
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      No tits

    • AeonFelis@lemmy.world
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      This was from before AI companies bought all the SSDs.

    • then_three_more@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      The thirst is real

  • saltesc@lemmy.world
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    Judging by the comments, this shitpost is 😙👌

    The Right have their people that let leopards eat their face. The Left have their people that bite into onions. These are the same people; different upbringings. But, all values aside, the same people…

    Edit: And as such, apparently the same are unaware of the literal term “shitpost”… They should DDG it, but we know they won’t… And remain subscribed…😙👌 Killer SP.

  • Reygle@lemmy.world
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    That’s gotta be fake, but it SURE IS funny!

    • MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca
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      What gave it away?

      There seems to be a nontrivial number of people who missed the joke.

  • John Doe@lemmy.world
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    Q: What’s something RepubliKKKan women have that Democratic women don’t? A: Husband with a Grindr profile

    • MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca
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      Nice.

  • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Grindr and Barq? Dude must really party.

  • I Cast Fist@programming.dev
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    How many dick picks does one need to take to reach 1407GB?

  • sangeteria@lemmy.ml
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    What’s barq

    • bitchkat@lemmy.world
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      A root beer. It has bite.

      • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
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        The bite comes from adding caffeine.

        Source: Homebrewing

        • bitchkat@lemmy.world
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          The bite that I am sensitive too comes from carbonic acid. Both in homebrewing and pop. CO2 packs a punch. Especially when you stick your head in the keezer to check on a leak.

      • NιƙƙιDιɱҽʂ@lemmy.world
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        Johnny?

  • ViaGetty (fae/faer/faers)@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    What’s barq?

    edit uwu thanks~

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  • nonentity@sh.itjust.works
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    The wōk agenda.

  • RAFAELRAMIREZ@lemmy.world
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    It’s kind of funny how a simple color bar in a storage graph can turn into a whole agenda. Sometimes a graphic is just a graphic. The internet really knows how to run with a joke.

    • MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca
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      Well, the most used app is kind of the whole joke.

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      The internet really knows how to run with a joke.

  • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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    I clicked on this post for Chinese food reference. Am disappoint.

  • elbiter@lemmy.world
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    So the guy was actually that stupid and that desperate for attention…

  • ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com
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    Ironically going on Grindr to get some dick to suck to own the left

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      “I totally found the new way of trolling the libs, I have sex with guys on grinder but the jokes on them because I’m not gay!”

      • CADmonkey@lemmy.world
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        But they use Grindr to make sure they aren’t gay. Just have to make sure periodically. Like once a week.

      • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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        “This is how I will make them straight, by having sex with straight people.”

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