Actual question asked
Defenestration ?
Which has a very bad reputation. Yet 99.9% of it involves fresh air, great views, a sense of freedom only birds know and people still only focus on that 0.1% at the end.
Falling/getting thrown out of the window doesn’t suck. Stopping and landing does
Well then don’t land. Are people stupid?
I mean, it won’t kill you, but it definitely would suck
Right? And you know it must be fun because all the Russian Oligarchs seem to die from it whenever Putin needs money!
correct! extra point if you didn’t look that up

I needed that information actually
2nd floor, serious injury is more likely than death if you have an ok landing. It’s the bullet holes in the head that are the likely cause of death.
M2 Browning .50 Caliber machine gun is the most accurate and lethal if you want to deal serious blows.
going peter thiel mode
Defecation
I’m 99% sure the word sounds like the word where you’re removing woods
deforestation
That’s for when you throw Forrest Whittaker out of a second story window.
what
THAT’S FOR WHEN YOU THROW FORREST WHITTAKER OUT OF A SECOND STORY WINDOW.
ok ok ok chill
I’m vibin to I sent my therapist to therapy by Alec Benjamin
FYI, just because you use capslock it does not mean that I can increase the volume of my inner voice when reading that
Defloration?
DeForest?

Thunderbird
defecestration




