Is this a late stage capitalism?
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No lats stage would have you, the person whom ordered the food, responsible for the gig workers hospital stay - as you are their employer.
Click here to begin crowdfunding your dasher’s ER visit.
it would probably be more along the lines of you having to pay potentially lost profits directly to the company, while the driver has to pay his own bills… and the driver has to pay for potentially lost profits too
Always has been
No seriously, the term “late stage capitalism” is so old, it has existed longer than capitalism exited before its coinage. So if this really is the last stage, this last stage is already longer than the stages before were.
Late stage, so far.
I need to make sure you know this is a joke photo composed with digital tooling. You do know that, right?
Only the "send flowers’ is the joke part.
This is fake?
The real nightmare is you can’t even tell anymore.
my exact feelings, I am more horrified at the fact that I am still not sure if this is fake or not (without actual fact checking ofcourse)
It had me until the flower button. Doordash would never
They’d never what, attempt to profit off of an emotional reaction by presenting an option that most wouldn’t even have thought of on their own but kinda makes you feel guilty to decline?
It may be the one dude that does nothing but come up with dystopian UIs
This particular image may be, but this is a real thing that happens of the dasher is in a wreck while completing your order.
Why u lie homie
It isn’t a lie. Jon Stewart did an entire episode about this. xD
It was. But now, if the idea makes it to the right executive…
Yup
“Your dasher crashed, but based on his tracking, he’s still crawling towards you. This could induce some delay. If you go meet him on the way, you can get a rebate on your tipping fees!”
It’s a trap. Like in the famous documentary, ‘The Santa Clause’, if you examine the crash site the drivers body will disappear and YOU will become the Door Dasher, and be required to fulfill all of their commitments.
Sir you can’t be on this side of the police tape. Are you are related to the deceased?
No, but I’m just going to snag my Mickey Donalds right quick and I’ll be out of your way.
“your Dasher has died in a collision but here’s a pin drop in the chance you can collect your order from the wreckage”
“sEnD fLoWeRs tO yOuR dAsHeR’s hOsPiTaL rOoM” 💀
this isn’t real right? lol
Nope
Yes its real, its a leaked screenshot from 2027 #ComingSoon
At least there’s still a chance for profit, just got to sell some flowers
Your flower delivery driver crashed 0.3 away from your food delivery driver. He can still crawl through the fog of pain to the flowers but they might be fucked up beyond all recognition.
Send chocolates to your flower delivery driver’s hopsital room!
“Oh my god is he ok?”
“Yes your food is 50% ok!”
I actually had this happen once. Dasher got in an accident
The app just showed his car going in circles around the point he crashed
Probably hit a fairground carousel
the dasher delivering your flowers to the previous dasher’s hospital room, has gotten into an accident
I hate capitalism.
Needs instructions for in person pickup.
“Your dasher wears a medical bracelet identifying his next of kin. To expedite access to the crime scene to retrieve your order (1x bagel bites, 4x lubricant and 1x grain alcohol) dash++ members can unlock this name to then pose as a direct relation when authorities ask.”
This looks like a Soren mockup.
Did you tip?
Nah I’m against the tipping culture
Me too but unfortunately I live in America, so unless it’s takeout I tip
Even on non-takeout, I still won’t tip sometimes. It’s mental how some counter service places are asking for tips. I begrudgingly tip if the person actually does something service related (like bringing me my food), but if I have to do the work to get my order, I don’t tip.
I’m not going to punish the service workers for the shitty hyper-capitalist exploitation that is tipping culture
Even in states without subminimum wages, the wage is still usually not a livable one
Don’t misunderstand me, I still tip at places where tipping makes sense, like a restaurant or something.
But I’m not going to subsidize every business’ payroll just because they found out they can enable a tip prompt on their POS. Like, I don’t need to tip every store that has workers making food, especially if they all stay behind the counter.
Maybe that makes me an asshole, but I’m not tipping every business just because they ask for one.
That’s how you get shot in 'Murica, since your delivery driver will not understand that its the corpos that deprived them of their pay.
