There are a lot of communists on Lemmy, so it’s only right your admin sees the means of reproduction.
Wait until they decide to seize it
In China they did.
They sterilized women who have more than 1 child so they literally did seize your ability to reproduce.
Sorry if this took a serious turn, but every time I think of my mom, that one child policy stuff comes to mind.
When you’re a mod they let you do it
Omfg I’m tired of this.
Read your fucking instance rules.
Penis inspection is mandatory.
They immediately sent my first one back and said: “Please stop. We’re gonna make an exception for you.”
Kinda knocked my confidence a little bit, to be honest.
Pretty standard, really.
We are ad free and the server costs need to be covered somehow.
Idk why I clicked that…
Nah it’s a perk for me, punishment for the mod
You guys are sending nudes? I just send feet pics.
They’re not my nudes
That’s odd. I just had to send one and they told me they won’t be needing more.
I think you misunderstood. The email said noods. You’re supposed to send them noodles!
Noodles? I thought it said Noots?!
I’ve been sending pics of bats and opossums, so far so good!
Well, its the price to pay being federated 🤷♀️
This plus a cron job, problem solved.
Ah yes, cron, why didn’t I think of that?
Get too*
