As long as Texans are dumb enough to vote for this asshole again and again, he does not need to worry.
And they are, which is so fucking frustrating. I will never not be salty about Colin Allred losing to him. I really thought they’d be irate over him fleeing Snowpocalypse and Texans actively dying INSIDE their homes in 2021.
But no, he won the fucking popular vote. Again.
Also, as someone who moved from Texas to Cali: Fuck off Fled Cruz we don’t fucking want you or your ilk in this state.
Also, also, I find it extremely funny that he’s leaving Texas ahead of the winter storm again, and I’m heading back to Texas tomorrow to surprise a friend for her birthday. I wish I wasnt living through Snowmaggeden 2: Electric Boogaloo to be quite honest.
They actually think that though.
There are plenty of Texans who vote left or can be persuaded to as well. I’ve learned recently that Texas politics are way more nuanced than I realized. The good Texans that want to work together should be invited into the coalition.
Sonofabitch.
Welp, good luck Texans.
Your grid is going down again.
Ah yes the yearly service interruptions brought to you by the superior free market.
What is wrong with a company spiking the price of electricity by 4,000%? Don’t like it just switch to another company that will do the same thing. Choice is wonderful.
You second college class in MacroEcon, or an AP Macro Econ course… generally goes over how cartels are bad, and the government tends to run utilities because if they don’t, you get the exact situation that Texas has.
The last time
hellTexas froze over Centerpoint Energy decided to socialize their losses to all of their customers, including those not in Texas. I live in MN and I had to pay for their stupidity. And what other company? Lucky you getting a choice which company fucks you over.
And they’ll reelect him next round too.
Someone needs to check his house for abandoned dogs.
Kristi can deal with those.
And he’ll still get re-elected. He doesn’t give a fuck about his supporters but they don’t care. Being left for dead in the cold is still better than voting for a lib amirite?
Again?
he doesn’t have a private plane?
Those planes are Effing expensive
I can take solace in the fact that for all the selling out and boot licking this guy does, he still has to fly commercial.
It is always astounding how cheap they are willing to sell their souls and self-respect. But I guess it is so cheap because there was nothing there to begin with.
Fled knows California is nice, because of the taxes.
It’s also the freedoms
Like clockwork.
I was gonna say. Didn’t he do this last time when everyone’s water pipes froze and the power went out?
~~He said he will be back before the storm… so he is going on a 24hr vacation out if the country? ~~
Edit: Oh I thought I read cancun somewhere
Last time I was there, Laguna Beach was very much inside of the US, ridiculous right wing rhetoric about California being “unamerican” aside.
That said, I’d trust 100% human Senator Ted Cruz to beat the 100m world record before I trust him to be telling the unvarnished truth.
Supposed to rain today in Laguna Beach which makes this even stupider
Laguna beach is in the same country, just California
Honestly he did less harm as the Zodiac Killer.
Patterns like this are why people notice optics so quickly—leadership moments tend to stand out most when things get tough
He’s not on a chartered flight? I find that hard to believe.
Wtf surprised he doesn’t fly private
This. Hella surprised he’d risk muggle transport and be recognized and called out.
Again. It has happened twice before, and he keeps doing it. Fucking ghoul.
Never heard of the Waffle House Index, I find it comical that the FEMA uses it, informally.
Hey, if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. It really only works in the South though. Trying to think of what the New England equivalent would be… Dunks index? Society would start breaking down if the plow guys can’t get their iced coffee fix. Cup rattling sounds




